1. So do birds, and hey can also fly. Winner = birds.
2. We don't wear clothing like hermit crabs. An accurate translation would be if we took like, elephant or giraffe rib cages and wandered around inside of them all day. Then when we wanted to sleep we'd just kind of huddle up inside them. Actually that would be pretty brutal.
2.5. The beaver thing totally checks out, except beavers don't have electricity yet. But again, chimpanzees also build houses, and birds build hella nestage. So we're not exactly alone here.
3. Lemurs developed a communal god some time before 6,000 BC. His name is Zoboomafoo and he's a chill ass motherfucker.
4. Yes we can.
5. Vultures have the best sense of smell of any animal. You know who taught me that? Zoboomafoo.
6. There are critters out there that literally reproduce by filling themselves with their own cannibalistic young who explode out of their carcasses. A whole fuckton of them.
7. Are you telling me you couldn't recognize say... your parents voices? I bet you could identify the scent of a loved one. I mean come on, if your statement was accurate, blind folks would never know who anybody was.