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Well then what the fuck am I doing here? I was promised first-time prostitute mouth. *puts wallet back in pocket and walks away angrily*

Why not? I mean, a prostitute's first day on the job is probably going to entail at least one beej.

Prostitutes?

Don't tell him to do that, it's like, the opposite of reading my fanfictions.

You better, or I will beat you with a shovel. You can quote me on that, I've got a special shovel picked out and everything.

My kindergarten to senior year were spent in a single building, and we only ever went outside for recess and gym. We had a rope to climb too. I really liked climbing the rope. Like, reaaaally liked it. Erections. Also, your references to dogs defeating cats all come from vintage media, back from when America was great. With the rise of the internet and the Jew-driven liberal media, cats have become emboldened and upset the natural order. Now that we've got a real American back in the white house though, you can expect to see rottweilers disemboweling kittens on every street corner; the way God intended.

Review my fanfictions or I'll call you a disingenuous motherfucker.

Sounds like the perfect day for reading fanfictions. You can tell Fuggs how wrong her critiques of my sex scenes were.

So if you're into that sort of thing, there you go.

IDGAF. But for real, I encourage anyone to come here, especially her, because she can advertise my fanfictions.

The antisemitism was obvious. It was ignored because this is Trump's america now and if your hackles get raised every time you see a nazi, you're hackle-muscles are going to get tired.

I'm using some other theme because the default one had issues copy/pasting from a word document. But I see the fur when I'm not logged in. It's a neutral stimulus.

Here I figured it was because I didn't want to masturbate to any of the female characters. Because that's like, #1 on my list when it comes to whether or not I like a show.

There's nothing wrong with coming in to work just a little high. Strongly agree.

None. I have always been.

This post is political in nature, and will therefore be moved to rants so people don't get offended.

Is she a biological aunt or an aunt-by-marriage? You should have sex with her too.

Yeah, usually I'm right on schedule. Ii would have been right on schedule yesterday too, except i was on the wrong schedule.

One of them came to my residence. I threatened them with a hose.

I thought I was scheduled for a closing shift today, when I was actually supposed to be in for the mid shift. But the guy who was supposed to close didn't come in, so it was fortuitous that I came in when I did. The lesson is: even when I fuck up, I'm still pretty great.

http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/index.php?action=fanfics;sa=story;id=1;chapter=7

Not to beat a dead horse, but there is crying in the dinosaur rape chapter of my fanfiction. You should probably check it out if you haven't already.

There were all kinds of nude mods for the sims 2 & 3. Lots of kinky sex stuff too.

That's what makes it fun.