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I don't follow sports, so I'm not sure I get it. I think it might be a Matrix joke, but I'm not sure.

Just search pornhub for elf. you can't miss it.

I'm almost 100% certain that the folks at Bad Dragon make alien penises that deposit eggs up in ya.

Chicken breasts, boiled and baked with cream of mushroom soup, mesquite seasoning, blackening seasoning, garlic powder, chili powder, and paprika. Stuffing from a box, didn't dread the instructions.

Recently I watched a lady dressed as an elf take a Bad Dragon. I mean, it's not that crazy when compared to some of the other things posted here, but man.... It was easily one of the most wonderful things I've ever seen.

I wouldn't want to have to move my fanfictions again; I just finished posting "Sponges Joins the XAV Club" and I was going to start posting "Sponges Drags the X-men to Jurassic World" as soon as I finished the new image sig/advertisement for it.

I come up with them by deconstructing words or forming humorous sounding strings of words. Once I have the punchline it's as easy as building a situation leading up to it.

A bass in net.

That guy is a total badass. He was actually in a helicopter that went down behind enemy lines; lost one of his arms and his entire squad in the crash. Managed to fight his way to back to safety alone and amputated. Yep. One-armed Manny, the one man army.

This is no laughing matter; this guy needs some poon stat.

I live to lower expectations.

Yeah, that's one way you could react. Or, you could take stock. Measure yourself honestly, look past your insecurities at the person you are. You see a fault? You mend it. A strength? Expound upon it; use it. There's only one person in this universe who can become the best possible version of yourself. Guess who that is, motherfucker? Get on that shit. Then get in that shit. You will be up to your neck in vagina if you're sure of yourself, I assure you.

Also I did most of my missions with Tali and Legion, so as to foster a friendship between Quarian and Geth.

EDI is by far my favorite, even though her romance subplot went with Joker instead of Shepherd. Which is honestly pretty awesome, they're the best couple in the whole series if you ask me. But yeah, always went with Tali. Love me some exosuits.

Oh I thought it was like a webcam fest or something. Eh, prolly going to sleep soon. I'm old.

That is an amazing excuse that will last as long as you let it. Meanwhile; you, a human being imbued with the power of free will, walk obliviously through a universe where 50% of all individuals have a vagina and the majority of whom would appreciate an individual stepping in to jiggle them around for a bit. You are god; your existence is your creation, now go get your dick wet son.

I have no webcam currently, nor am I a main resident of IB, but I have been drinking, if that counts for anything.

For the record, I gave solid advice on how to implement adequate parental control at minimal damage to the youth.

Spankings are an inefficient punishment. What you need to do is condition the punishment response from an otherwise neutral stimulus. Starting them when they're a baby, hold an extremely cold piece of metal to the back of their neck while playing a tone. The infant will associate the tone with pain and soon the two sensations will be inexorably linked. Proceed with punishment schedules as usual, only instead of physical punishment, play the pain sound. The child will be much easier to train.

Would you date them anywhere? Would you show them where you live? Would you bring protection or a shiv? Would you try to make out on the first date? Would you let them watch you while you masturbate?

All texts after 9 PM have to contain at least one picture of genitalia. It's a new law the Text Police just made and are enforcing.

Nothing guilty about it.

The sponges were actually glued on to provide extra padding. I'm pretty bony.

About the state of today's urban music? A hip-hop optimist hippopotamus.

That's a good suggestion. Also quit OkCubid and just get a bunch of nude mods for skyrim. There I just solved all your problems ever.