SwimModSponges

Only parts of them. The rest is perfectly SFW.

T-shirt, slacks/pj pants, batman robe. Always the batman robe.

There weren't enough reviews of my fanfiction.

way to be.

As am I. But I put in the effort.

... quizzes an fanfiction?

Being drunk enhances the experience, can confirm.

Where the white women at?

Hey good news, it's on sale for $2.49. http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/Product/Horse-Armor-Pack/00000000-0000-400c-80c0-0000425307d1

It better not, they're to the best of my knowledge still charging like $8 for that.

Whatever you say baby, I'm still riding that horse.

Hey now, let's not put a ring on it just yet. I want to ride this horse before I buy it.

B&.

I want to be able to see exactly who is viewing my fanfictions. I need to know.

I hope you're talking about me with one or both of those examples. I'm all about that abuse of power.

I recycle, and intend to compost as well.

451 degrees Fahrenheit is not the temperature at which books burn. It's a novel about warming books.

I have a name, it's just difficult to see. Exactly the way I like it.

I've forgotten how many posts I have. *Edit- ah, that many.

I'm afraid nothing can stop it, but I do encourage everyone to vote honestly.

If y'all could pick an option, I'd be mighty grateful.

Yeah, I'd do it. I wouldn't hide my erection either. Deal with it.

I run a reservation rape bus. You see; it's actually illegal for Tribal authorities to force a citizen of the United States to appear in their court system, and United States authorities can't legally prosecute crimes occurring on a reservation unless they happened to a United States Citizen, as opposed to being committed by one. So we rent a bus head out to North Dakota and Montana and shit, pick up about 20 oil men and ranchers at a time for about $500 a head, take 'em on into the reservation and let 'em rape. I mean, they'd be doing it anyways; rates of rape on reservations are at about 90%. Turns out I'm not the first guy to figure this out; just the first one to bring a bus.