SwimModSponges

I can get laid, im just old and tired so i dont really care to that often. Plus we usually have the dog sleeping between us so that kind of kills the mood.

Gonna make coleslaw. But not really.

Gonna make coleslaw. But not really.

First meal of 2018 is frozen waffles. Eaten plain right from the toaster.

I have 2 cards; one specifically for me and one for the joint account.

Another universe. Specifically a universe that has both mutants and jurassic world.

No. Actually the only inter-universal sex which occurs in the jurassic world story is between SPOILER ALERT david the android from Prometheus who became a god during the XAV story and Claire.

Lol. Start.

We would have a lot more traffic if users started posting their banking information regularly.

I thought i lost one a couple days ago but it was just stuck behind a rewards card. So thats my exciting story for the day.

Like, the poachers would toss a bunch of 'em in a crate and theyd be like "eh." Theyd be shipped here and sold on the black market and theyd be like "whatever." Then theyd get to some rich motherfuckers house and theyd be like "yall got like a stick i can chill on? Word."

I dont care about my inventory, im just here to play shit.

Yep that was the last thing i ate last year.

My new years resolution is 10800p.

I have a lot to say.

I'm not doing anything for the new year. The new year never did anything for me.

Are you allowed to tell how many entrees we have so far?

Fuckin' do it, man. Ain't nothing like doin' it. Finishing a story is balls. Them final words dribble on outa ya and you're all shaky all over, cause you realize you just did what you had been in the process of doing... Ain't nothing like finishing, dawg.

That's awesome, you guys.

https://unevenedge.com/topic/20540-x-men-vs-aliens-vs-predators-starring-sponges/ https://unevenedge.com/topic/20926-sponges-drags-the-x-men-through-various-alternate-universes-the-xav-club/ https://unevenedge.com/topic/21296-sponges-drags-the-x-men-through-various-alternate-universes-jurassic-world/

Im excited is what i am.

Better enter it y'all. Its going to be a good one.

I just ate some string cheese.

Better read my fanfictions while theres still time.

At like 3:00 this afternoon i had a couple wafer cookies.