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SwimModSponges

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  1. Ok, come up with a ballad or some poetry in your head and recite it for them. No pen, no paper, no cost; and it shows people youre really thinking about them.
  2. Ok, how about food? People love food. Do you have any leftovers you can pretty up?
  3. Ueah but thats like, $15 max.
  4. Just show them you love them in other ways. Trace your hand on a buch of colored construction paper, cut them out, and glue them to popsicle sticks and say theyre flowers.
  5. Im a bad man who does bad things.
  6. I also have a date for saturday. Its 1/6/18.
  7. Talk about abuse of authority, right?
  8. Ginger bread men like to do hip-hop.
  9. Yep, thatd do it.
  10. You should totally flip out. Catharsis, mang.
  11. Quick, everyone post the weirdest porn you can find.
  12. No its all happening now. Get in on it while you can.
  13. Today is a good day for a motherfucking riot. Lets burn shit to the ground.
  14. I bet. I wonder if they have cannabinoid receptors in their brains?
  15. Its fucking cold as balls out there, why the fuck would i get off my couch for any reason?
  16. Oh but it is. To quote an actual review i recieved: Come on, woult you rather sit here and read fuggtic?
  17. If all the mods were on the same page, then all the other pages on the website wouldnt get moderated.
  18. I do what i can. Hey you know... if the discussions in this folder are getting you down, i kno a place full of entertaining diologue and witty banter. Its my fanfictions.
  19. Im doing pretty good id say.
  20. On all christmas items. You just cant beat those deals.
  21. Youre missing out on some great hashed cabbage.
  22. I understand they actually have fairly sharp teeth and can move quickly as long as theyre hanging from shit. Pretty useless on the ground though.
  23. Coleslaw is delicious.
  24. Same exact bullshit i assure you.
  25. Yeah thats the plan. Ring shopping is a bitch tho. I dont trust jewellers, the diamond trade is extremely exploitative and the stones themselves arent actually worth anything besides as the coating for industrial drill bits. Of course she has specific tastes that you're just not going to find around here, if you look online the ones she'd like are only like $20, the more expensive ones are ugly as hell, and even if you managed to find something decent at a jeweler theyre going to charge a grand for those same exact $20 rings because fuck jewelers.
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