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SwimModSponges

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  1. No seriously, get a squatty potty. You will never shit the same, I assure you.
  2. Yeah, you like all those shows now. But when you're old? Nothing but Bonanza, 24/7.
  3. A character in sponge's fanfiction universe.
  4. My best one was "It is NOT OK to post a video of a woman chewing on a goat's testicles."
  5. I've fapped to a lot of Mass Effect porn. I take pride in strange things.
  6. it's a good one all right.
  7. WR was the only good part of Alien Resurrection. You know, now that I think about it, she was the first robot I ever wanted to plow.
  8. I get obsessed with things. You remember when I used to be all about constant rickrolls? Those were the days.
  9. Actually I'd bet they taste amazing.
  10. If you're interested in reading humorous banter and exciting topics, I'd recommend the fanfictions.
  11. Left. And there was much rejoicing.
  12. How do you feel about fanfictions?
  13. IT, the clown.
  14. I was only joking and I didn't mean to hurt you so deeply. I realize words have consequences, and should have been more mindful of what I was typing. I am very sorry.
  15. Tell me where I insulted you and I will apologize.
  16. Everything in the universe; that is, all things made of matter, are composed of chemical elements. These elements react with each other in a way that is constant and predictable according to the laws of physics. Furthermore, all of these elements have been reacting with each other since their inception during the big bang. All chemicals; from those in coal, water, eye tissue, fire, thought, emotion, consciousness, all of it is just part of a massive chemical chain reaction that has been going on since the dawn of physical existence and will continue until is theoretical end. Everything that has ever happened to you, that will ever happen to you, is just part of a massive chemical avalanche that we only believe we have control over because we are unable to see the entirety of the system, only our part in it. Somebody refute me before the world starts to disappear.
  17. When does bethesda come on?
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