SwimModSponges

Ive heard a lot of shit stories about the way ubet and lyft treat the private contractors (not employees) that work for them. Its a race to the bottom in a gig economy, i tell ya what.

It was not great. Would have much rather watched the regular wall. Matt Damon must have owed somebody a favor or something. The whole thing where its like "yeah theres this horde of monsters and we bungee junp off the wall and poke 'em with sticks" struck me as really dumb. I mean, youve got exploding arrows and cannon balls and shit, i doubt the 12 or so critters you end up stabbing instead of exploding really made that much of a difference.

She had a really nice looking vagina too.

He said while he was waiting for it to kick in he went to a little festival thing put on as a fundraiser for the local football team. There were only two carnival rides there, and i found myself riding on the octopus one while listening on my phone. Well pretty soon an old white guy cop walks up and stops the ride, asks me what i know about crackers. Im like "well, theyre flaky, small, square... taste like salt and... dough?" Apparently that wasnt a good answer because he continues to interrogate me, only now he's turned into a black guy. Well i go off on him, start shouting at him about how he cant shoot me even though hes a cop, because hes black and im white. Well we're not at the festival anymore, we're in somebodys apartment. The cop turns into a blonde lady who crawls under the bed and demands that i eat her vagina. Then i wake up.

Chapter 7- the one i get banned for. Its Storm and Jean Grey vs a pack of about 12 raptor-like dinosaurs. Its pretty hardcore.

Actual dinosaurs haxing sex with the x-men.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.

Needs more dinosaur porn.

Cracked.com i bwlieve broke down how existentailly terrifying that movie was. Say time moves relatively while in the sleigh so you can hit every kids house in one night. That means that tim allen lived the course of like a thousand years while delivering presents; his son would have turned to dust as he was forced to continue delivering presents, protected from time by the power of the santa suit but unable to escape the aeons-long task.

You say that now... Just give it a chance. You will not be disappointed.

If youre interested, the final chapter of x-men vs aliens vs predators consists of a fiant lesbian orgy between a bunch of the lady x-men. Also, dinosaur porn. Lots of it.

I put hardly any effort into it; didnt even finish it, and they put it on the TV.

So long as you put it behind a spoiler tag they dont mind.

Yeah just like yo mamma, good at keeping her mouth closed.

I didnt realize you were middle eastern.

Yo mamma aint. The gums improve the experience.

It takes a lot to get banned here. Like, ive posted just tons of weird porn. Absolute tons of it.

Mine too dawg. What what.

Burger and some cheese curds.

I was going to say "yo mama" but that would be a lie.

How about fazolis? They have a drive through.

You know what doesn't suck?

Jurassic world and the newest star wars movies disagree.

I change my answer to "deez nuts"