SwimModSponges

Figuratively speaking, of course. But for real though. Goddamn, Jeff motherfucking Goldblum. Ian Malcolm's coming on back baby. Oh yeah. Damn it, just did it again.

Every couple of minutes.

So... it appears each of my fanfictions got about 50 views at some point last night. NaBundy[/member] are you fucking with me again or are people finally beginning to love me?

Always.

Here I was hoping you were calling out the former [as]mb mod in an attempt to start some shit. Guess I better put this popcorn away.

What if it was like Mass Effect, only with wagons and bison instead of space ships and Elcor? I'd probably be down.

He'd be great at playing Oregon Trail.

Is actually about a guy who is half wagon.

Master-Debater131[/member] continues to refuse to read and review my fanfiction, as does ghostrek[/member].

I've started writing my 5th X-Men adventure. You should really read and review them, ghostrek[/member].

And only this site. It's weird you guys.

Admin[/member], can you make it so that whenever NaBundy[/member] logs in he has to read a chapter and complete a short assessment confirming he has done so before being allowed to post or read any other posts? I imagine probably not, but it's nice to think about.

You should force him to read my fanfictions as punishment.

I am extremely worried that is the truth.

well hey look at that, got a whole new crop of fanfiction readers when I looked at the view statisics; like I do obsessively every day. Excited.

I had 2 beers and 2 whisky sours. So that was fun.

During my first interaction with police officers, I refused a breathalyzer, called them motherfuckers, and demanded that they search me. True story.

Another Skyrim picture

One of them already joined the forum in order to read the first one, which they completed and enjoyed. So ha!

Celebrations will be held.

Because I've got several people IRL (at least 2) who have expressed interest in reading them but don't want to have to sign up for a forum they'll never use. And I know, I could always just copy/paste and email them or post them somewhere else, but it's just not the same. I saw you're messing with the permissions today, and figured 'hey, while you're at it..."

Killed a man recently. Self defense. Allegedly.

I first noticed it in video games but it looked like all of them after I checked last night. In any case, looks like it's fixed now, thanks.

Am I being punished?