SwimModSponges

A bass in net.

That guy is a total badass. He was actually in a helicopter that went down behind enemy lines; lost one of his arms and his entire squad in the crash. Managed to fight his way to back to safety alone and amputated. Yep. One-armed Manny, the one man army.

This is no laughing matter; this guy needs some poon stat.

I live to lower expectations.

Yeah, that's one way you could react. Or, you could take stock. Measure yourself honestly, look past your insecurities at the person you are. You see a fault? You mend it. A strength? Expound upon it; use it. There's only one person in this universe who can become the best possible version of yourself. Guess who that is, motherfucker? Get on that shit. Then get in that shit. You will be up to your neck in vagina if you're sure of yourself, I assure you.

Also I did most of my missions with Tali and Legion, so as to foster a friendship between Quarian and Geth.

EDI is by far my favorite, even though her romance subplot went with Joker instead of Shepherd. Which is honestly pretty awesome, they're the best couple in the whole series if you ask me. But yeah, always went with Tali. Love me some exosuits.

Oh I thought it was like a webcam fest or something. Eh, prolly going to sleep soon. I'm old.

That is an amazing excuse that will last as long as you let it. Meanwhile; you, a human being imbued with the power of free will, walk obliviously through a universe where 50% of all individuals have a vagina and the majority of whom would appreciate an individual stepping in to jiggle them around for a bit. You are god; your existence is your creation, now go get your dick wet son.

I have no webcam currently, nor am I a main resident of IB, but I have been drinking, if that counts for anything.

For the record, I gave solid advice on how to implement adequate parental control at minimal damage to the youth.

Spankings are an inefficient punishment. What you need to do is condition the punishment response from an otherwise neutral stimulus. Starting them when they're a baby, hold an extremely cold piece of metal to the back of their neck while playing a tone. The infant will associate the tone with pain and soon the two sensations will be inexorably linked. Proceed with punishment schedules as usual, only instead of physical punishment, play the pain sound. The child will be much easier to train.

Would you date them anywhere? Would you show them where you live? Would you bring protection or a shiv? Would you try to make out on the first date? Would you let them watch you while you masturbate?

All texts after 9 PM have to contain at least one picture of genitalia. It's a new law the Text Police just made and are enforcing.

Nothing guilty about it.

The sponges were actually glued on to provide extra padding. I'm pretty bony.

About the state of today's urban music? A hip-hop optimist hippopotamus.

That's a good suggestion. Also quit OkCubid and just get a bunch of nude mods for skyrim. There I just solved all your problems ever.

Just here and facebook. I lurk the Skywind/Skyblivion forums/discords constantly though.

Here's me swimming with dolphins.

I don't feel like I'd have time to play 60 fps. I'd have to stick to like, 1 or 2 at a time, otherwise I'd probably get the controls on each of them confused and end up with a really sucky k/d ratio.

Oblivion was not better. Morrowind was better in several ways but I'm not confident saying it was better overall.

Adbots and secret alts.

I actually don't have any of that stuff running. It's not that I wouldn't enjoy it, it's that I'm worried my girlfriend would get jealous of me spending all of my time with naked elves.

222 bytes. That's SE on Steam though. Regular old skyrim is 30.2 GB, but I haven't touched that since I upgraded my graphics card so it's still all older mods and whatnot.