SwimModSponges

We are all Pavlov's dogs. We are all Pavlov's dogs.

I still say you would have been better off conditioning a pain response to a neutral auditory stimulus and using that as punishment. There's still time. Next time she disobeys you, take an extremely cold piece of metal and press it to the back of her neck while playing a tone. Do this every time she misbehaves; and also a few times at random to further reinforce the sound with pain. Eventually you will be able to stop using the cold metal, and instead see identical behavioral adjustments from the sound alone.

Nah, I had it coming. Whipping my dick out in public and attacking geese and shit. Ok, I never actually did that, but I came pretty damn close.

This was waaaay back in highschool after the bus crash.

The effects of my brain damage caused me to behave inappropriately.

You never got to plow EDI, so no.

My folks are big on the horticulturing.

No, no it can't.

I've never seen you; only representations thereof. So I guess my impression of those would be "throw more chairs."

It's a pun; based off the phrase "roll with the changes," more specifically that one song which include the line. Forget what it's called. I'm lousy with puns.

This is why you need a custom model.

Subdivisions.

His father was a brutal raider, and the boy didn't know if he had it in him. But the Khan was also an understanding and wise man, and so when his son told him this, he simply nodded, and replied: "I will be here when you are ready, to roll with the Genghis. Yeahh-yah!"

I lol'd at this as well. We're like a humor centipede.

Swear to god, you search pornhub for Bad Dragon or Elf, this lady will be front page of your results. Red hair, bright red under-things, white eyes, long ears, big old fucking dragon dildo, also a hitachi magic wand, a fairly large container of lubricant, sheets, wall.... Sorry, just burned into my brain... It's that good.

I told you how to find it, and am now waiting for your thoughts on the issue. My literal only complaint was the setting. I mean, would I change or add stuff? yeah for sure, but for what it was, goddamn... damn near brought a tear to my eye.

And also obesity and heart problems.

His doctor advised him to avoid swedes.

I don't follow sports, so I'm not sure I get it. I think it might be a Matrix joke, but I'm not sure.

Just search pornhub for elf. you can't miss it.

I'm almost 100% certain that the folks at Bad Dragon make alien penises that deposit eggs up in ya.

Chicken breasts, boiled and baked with cream of mushroom soup, mesquite seasoning, blackening seasoning, garlic powder, chili powder, and paprika. Stuffing from a box, didn't dread the instructions.

Recently I watched a lady dressed as an elf take a Bad Dragon. I mean, it's not that crazy when compared to some of the other things posted here, but man.... It was easily one of the most wonderful things I've ever seen.

I wouldn't want to have to move my fanfictions again; I just finished posting "Sponges Joins the XAV Club" and I was going to start posting "Sponges Drags the X-men to Jurassic World" as soon as I finished the new image sig/advertisement for it.

I come up with them by deconstructing words or forming humorous sounding strings of words. Once I have the punchline it's as easy as building a situation leading up to it.