SwimModSponges

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Do you recall in my first story when you commented about

Eh, if they wrre my boss maybe, but im their boss.

Thats because you dont work at a strip club.

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I put chili powder in ramen when i want to be fancy.

Be the funny asshole. Always best option.

Yeah, and @ghostrek is going to read and review my fanfictions.

Yeah thats probably accurate.

You dont love your significant other, you only use them. Any empathetic choices you make are made for the rewards, be they physical or reputational. The dragonborn is alduin; devouring the world.

At work today i told a couple of my crew about my fanfictions. Imma get fired once they get to the dinosaur porn.

Eh, most owls are a medium sized animal. Some of them are pretty dang small.

Go dance in a river started as a way for me to tell pinkfrog to go fuck himself without getting banned.

"User who needs to go dance in a river"

I'll settle for modhood pls.

"User who is most banal" "User who debates most masterfully"

I didnt tell you how he saves the day or even what the crisis is. Besides thats only a subplot to the main story arc.

Wolverine is wolverine and deadpool is deadpool, but y'all can pop in and say 'hey' if you want. The story im currently re-writing (becuase i lost the first version in the board transfer) involves @Nabloom showing up at the end and saving the day.

Thats supposed to be a surprise.

Theyre about me and the x-men but i take requests.

Welcome back. Do you like fanfictions?

This is because you are a dragon in skyrim, and have the insatiable need to devour the world. It makes sense in morrowind that the nerevarine would be loyal to a single great house, or would join with the fighters or the thieves and not both. The dragonborn though, has no true loyalty. The dragonborn is an uncaring mercenary, going from job to job collecting gold and influence, not caring who they killed along the way or who they saved. Because it isnt about the people of skyrim, its about you cutting their heads off for a laugh.

"I saw a mudcrab the other day." "Stop talking!" Ok, lets break it down. Artistically, oblivion has not aged well. It was near impossible to create a character who did not look like a potato. If you wanted facial hair, you had the option to give yourself a blue-black shadow across the bottom of your face or a blindingly white shade in the same general area. No matter what you did, it would cut off abruptly at the neck where the face shader ended and the waxy flesh of the body began. There was very little variation in environments, with the entirety of the province being rolling hills covered in differently colored grass and trees, swamp, or snow. The dungeons were likewise repetitive, the planes of Oblivion themselves consisting of six maps that would spawn randomly when you opened the portal. Leveling was broken; once you hit the requisite level items from lower levels no longer spawned; at level 20 every enemy wore full daedric or glass armor and every enemy was a minotaur lord. With a few exceptions, the enemies, armors, and weapons were entirely generic, and the questlines, though longer than skyrims, were not nearly as interesting. Oblivion was not a bad game; i do not have hate for it. It just did not live up to the high standards set by morrowind and later achieved by Skyrim. It is quite litterally bethesda's middle child.

You know me, i love to be difficult.

There are probably somewhere around 11 dimensions. The first five are pretty easy to understand: line, plane, space, timespace, alternate timespaces. It gets pretty dang confusing after that though.