SwimModSponges

I like business attire.

I think they should broadcast fanfiction, but that's just me.

That's a dang shame.

Fun fact- JWs don't want to go to heaven when they die- there's no air up there and it's pretty boring. When you die a JW, you go into a hole in the ground. Only 144 thousand people will actually go to heaven, where they'll meet Jehovah and come back as teachers; restoring earth to the original Garden. Then all the dead will rise again and have eternal lives in paradise, lion will lay with the lamb, all that jazz. They promised me the dinosaurs would come back too and I could hang out with them, but I think they were just making shit up.

Most of my mom's family are JWs. Grandma's always posting their stuff of the facebook; it's all pretty great.

It feels weird that nobody in this thread has stated that they find the Major prosthetically appealing, mentioned uncircumcised philistines, or made any other reference to ProudAsian.

How was the butthole?

Most of the money they make will come from the overseas market. I assure you.

Ok fine, I've never raped a turtle. Allegedly.

I've never "had" a turtle, in that I've never fucked a turtle. I mean, allegedly.

Is it going to be a religion that preaches promising to read and review somebody's fanfiction and then never actually doing that? Because that's what you're the prophet of.

Well, I was talking to one of my other coworkers about whether or not they would eat exotic meat. Stuff like llama, horse, tapir, dog, owl, that sort of thing. They said they had turtle a few times and didn't care for it. So this same conversation comes up a little bit later with my boss; mentioned my coworker's statement, and remarked that I've never *had* turtle. "That is to say, I've never eaten turtle. Nor have I owned turtle... And I have never known a turtle in the biblical sense either." Had to clarify what I meant by "had" there.

It was a lie.

Someone should hold you down and pour alcohol down your throat. Wait, no, don't do that, it's what he wants- he's using reverse psychology on us!!!

Call center for a credit card company, with the ability to wire folks cash. It was so bad. Sooooo bad.

Do you... take the porn with? Or do you just wander off and stare at the couch and stuff while the porn plays in the background.

Or... You could go all vigilante on them... Make those fraudulently injured children feel real pain...

Society actually thinks I'm pretty awesome. Case in point, I yell at my coworkers to read my fanficiton and am universally loved; I may even be looking at getting another promotion.

I got 1 view of my second fanfiction, Sponges Joins the XAV Club. I was worried for a second that I accidentally clicked on it and forgot about it, but another individual stated that they did in fact click on it. So that's like, the coolest thing that's happened all month.

What are you doing now? Do you know what you should be doing? http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/index.php?action=fanfics;sa=category;id=19

Reading my X-men fanfictions in preparation of doing a review video? http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/index.php?action=fanfics;sa=category;id=19

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I'm right handed but I've actually been using exclusively the left for fapping for as far back as I can remember. I'd recommend it.