nameraka
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you're just full of good advice. you should write a book.
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well. homeless dogs and crackheads have to eat too. i am a bit concerned that they might not stop with the ham though...
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i'll consider that. since you're not homeless, though, i'll need to see a written proposal illustrating how you intend to use my ham.
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good advice. i was thinking i should wear the ham like a coat and yell out "free ham for all." that should attract the homeless, right?
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okay. i'll go ask around.
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great. where does one find the homeless?
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yeah. i usually feel fine while drinking. something about the blood sugar imbalance the next day, though, tends to make my depression worse.
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whatever morgan. go back to drunk.
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seriously, fuck you though. the world doesn't need people like that.
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breakfast was leftover cornbread stuffing with chorizo and fried egg. i'm mostly interested in what to do with the remaining 7 lbs of ham... suggestions? other than a ham-helmet. i thought of that already.
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did you all get what you wanted for christmas?
nameraka replied to Drunkenwarrior's topic in Free-For-All
No. Pretty much still dead inside. -
i am totally using this explanation at my next christmas party.
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cheetahs don't eat people; they only eat cheetos. duh.
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they should totally have wings...
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well then why not cheetahs?
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amazon gift card. i'm cool with that.
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i mean, shouldn't santa have something with a bit more towing capacity? for example:
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let's all watch this and dwell on the underlying meaning
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im supposed to be having sex, but not right now
nameraka replied to nameraka's topic in Free-For-All
you have no idea... -
why do centipedes sometimes run right at you?
nameraka replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
They’re the insect version of deer. -
Fuck you cassie. You killed those people.
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Why am I having sex right now? This is so confusing.
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What’s the point of posting here at all? I wasn’t aware there was one.
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Because turkey is naturally bland. It’s hard to cook well. Ham is usually sold precooked, often glazed. It’s easy and it tastes good. Also, I just don’t like turkey. If I had my choice, I’d go duck.
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you seem okay and all, but i don't really know you.