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nameraka

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  1. nameraka

    im married

    this is pretty much my situation as well. we were broke separately; now we're broke together. the only thing to work out would be joint custody of the dog.
  2. the character, or the actress who played her?
  3. i really like the coffee nut one's myself. haven't tried the carmel yet...
  4. i feel vaguely threatened by this. and a bit hungry.
  5. in the weirdest fucking way possible.
  6. which one is freshest?
  7. you mean play laser tag?
  8. this is one of my all time faves of theirs. and not just because i identify with dave...
  9. i still watch some of the old shows on hulu. haven't watched it regularly in years, but then, i don't have cable anymore so...
  10. it may have the death herpes... https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/11/16880126/florida-herpes-b-virus-monkeys-silver-spring-state-park-rhesus-macaques
  11. if only i'd used a comma, i wouldn't have had to find out.
  12. i'd rather eat expired yogurt and die.
  13. shame on them for getting this far in life without having seen independence day.
  14. death by yogurt isn't really the way i wanna go out though. i was thinking something more like this.
  15. mine has an expiration date on it. the only food i know of that definitely doesn't expire is honey.
  16. well... i've eaten that shit now, so...
  17. excellent. so i can probably just mix it with the expired peanut butter and go at it. i need to go to the damn store.
  18. well, my mom always said i could be anything i wanted to be.
  19. that's right. i'm a dangerous mother fucker. seriously though, does anyone know how far past the sell by date you can eat this shit without contracting death?
  20. Fellow humans? Are they healthy or are they degraded? I ask for a friend who is also a fellow human.
  21. i'm more of a whiter shade of pale.
  22. gonorrhea is pretty common actually. unless it's an antibiotic resistant strain, of course.
  23. Unfortunately it can also lead to erectile disfunction. but, i guess that would work too?
  24. No. I broke up with a girl once because a guy gave her his number and she took it.
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