nameraka

yeah. everyone needs to go the fuck back to work.

now we're hobos with shotguns.

i think everyone does or doesn't do it for different reasons and you're projecting.

i have my suspicions

anyone... anyone..?

it isn't truly dead until you've murdered it 3 times?

because my mom said so.

i want more options there should be more options.

Now do a shot and try again.

interesting...

i'll take that as a vote for idea 1.

right? it can't be any worse than kombucha, or whatever it is rich people are drinking this month.

it's a bit riverdale meets x-men. it's very hit or miss, but so far more hit than miss.

saw this had popped up on netflix. will be watching it soon.

oddly, i use my left for that. i'm right handed. weird.

idea #2 is bottled broccoli water. supposedly boiling veggies is really bad for them because all the nutrients come out in the water. so what if i bottled that water? rich people are dumb. they'll eat/drink anything if it sounds healthy.

my first idea is a human sized cat pod/bed. sort of like a bean bag with a tent over the top. like this, only much bigger. brilliant right? https://www.amazon.com/PetPals-Smoky-Grey-Removable-Cover/dp/B06XG62TQ4/ref=sr_1_17?ie=UTF8&qid=1514340945&sr=8-17&keywords=cat+house+pod

good enough. i don't really have proper packaging to mail it in, so just be aware it will come in about 500 greasy envelopes over a period of several weeks.

you're just full of good advice. you should write a book.

well. homeless dogs and crackheads have to eat too. i am a bit concerned that they might not stop with the ham though...

i'll consider that. since you're not homeless, though, i'll need to see a written proposal illustrating how you intend to use my ham.

good advice. i was thinking i should wear the ham like a coat and yell out "free ham for all." that should attract the homeless, right?

okay. i'll go ask around.