nameraka

They’re the insect version of deer.

Fuck you cassie. You killed those people.

Why am I having sex right now? This is so confusing.

What’s the point of posting here at all? I wasn’t aware there was one.

Because turkey is naturally bland. It’s hard to cook well. Ham is usually sold precooked, often glazed. It’s easy and it tastes good. Also, I just don’t like turkey. If I had my choice, I’d go duck.

you seem okay and all, but i don't really know you.

i honestly don't care enough about anyone on here to hate them.

yeah, my wife complains that she can't go into the bathroom for like 15 minutes after i'm done 'cause it's like a fucking sauna.

is it just me, or does this make anyone else horny?

whoa... whoa there. i didn't want to know all that. i thought this was like a general question or a funny anecdote or something. dammit, now i'm gonna have to get drunk... to be fair, i would have done that anyway though...

again? how much dinosaur poop can a guy eat in one day?

huh. i have roughly the same clientele and have never had a problem. maybe it's because i mumble and they can't really understand me anyway.

i actually just go with have a nice day. honestly, to me it's just a day and that's the safest way to play it.

you need to practice retroactive foresight.

you need to do better so we don't have to.

and if it does offend you, read this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas

merry birthday

You people need to respond to my posts in other folders once in awhile. it's like if it isn't in this folder, it might as well not exist.

Happy festivus everyone. Time for the airing of grievances. Get comfortable. This is going to take awhile.

think 4 loco but with more alcohol and more caffeine.

no i suppose it isn't. at least there's alcohol?

i'd prefer a massage from the future.

hey, me too! isn't life great?

god help us all