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and we have a winner.

sorry dude.

yeah. those are fun my first one cost me a cool thousand dollars. thought i was having a heart attack and called an ambulance. saw the bill and had another one, but at least i knew i wasn't dying the second time.

i can get you a deal... employee discount...

i can't tell you or it won't come true that's how those work right?

that's a very specific number. source please.

then, as far as i'm concerned, there are no holidays at all.

i am a terrible human being. no really. i am.

wait. people still go to banks?

fine, but this video is less fun.

yay... here's your weather forecast.

fine. shut the fuck up then.

fuck. i forgot to vote.

did i miss anything yet?

i thought this was just me and the problem was that i needed to think more like other people. but yeah. fuck that.

dammit. fuck you and fuck that guy!

idk. some sort of stage that would mark the passage of our philosophical development as enlightened beings? just something not arbitrary.

they seem to get faster every year. 2018 will be over about noon tomorrow.

it's too bad that years are just arbitrary markers of time that don't actually signify anything other than a recurring astronomical event. 'cause, you know, it would be nice if you could legitimately imbue them with some sense of accomplishment. oh well. fuck me, here comes another one yay 2018!

i'm the only pistacio aren't i? no one understands me...

so, right place then.

i have often suspected as much though i thought hell would have better music since they have all the best musicians.

well if you don't know, and i don't know, i'm gonna go with lost. lost...

there are only 2 THOU SHALT ALWAYS BE HONEST AND FAITHFUL, ESPECIALLYTO THE PROVIDER OF THY NOOKIE. and THOU SHALT TRY REAL HARD NOT TO KILL ANYONE, UNLESS,OF COURSE, THEY PRAY TO A DIFFERENT INVISIBLE MANTHAN THE ONE YOU PRAY TO.