nameraka

it's too bad that years are just arbitrary markers of time that don't actually signify anything other than a recurring astronomical event. 'cause, you know, it would be nice if you could legitimately imbue them with some sense of accomplishment. oh well. fuck me, here comes another one yay 2018!

i'm the only pistacio aren't i? no one understands me...

so, right place then.

i have often suspected as much though i thought hell would have better music since they have all the best musicians.

well if you don't know, and i don't know, i'm gonna go with lost. lost...

there are only 2 THOU SHALT ALWAYS BE HONEST AND FAITHFUL, ESPECIALLYTO THE PROVIDER OF THY NOOKIE. and THOU SHALT TRY REAL HARD NOT TO KILL ANYONE, UNLESS,OF COURSE, THEY PRAY TO A DIFFERENT INVISIBLE MANTHAN THE ONE YOU PRAY TO.

i don't remember cheese being on the menu

sriracha horseradish soy sauce salsa verde

the one they used to hang people on? that place is haunted...

where are you in your fanfictions?

And where the fuck are we?

Fuck you!

I'm guessing it's about 8 hours worth. Say 5 days a week? Am I close?

Fuck that. Whose idea was that? I hope they're dead.

You should repent. And take some pain killers.

i almost did. twice. now i'm fucking old...

You pregnant?

Man, fuck new years...

let's try again... fuck...

wait... uhm...

don't tell me what to do.

if you say so i have nothing to lose...

You should try harder. Because that always works.