nameraka

that's sexy

my cat intentionally plants herself in places i'm likely to sit. i think she likes it.

i kinda freaked for a second and then she told me. i guess i didn't want to make it more awkward or seem like i had no clue, so i just played it off like it was no big deal.

yeah... i finished though...

also, the first time. i really had no idea what the hell i was doing.

she was on her period and didn't tell me.

Greetings Starfighter. You have been recruited by the star league to defend the frontier against xur and the kodan armada.

i want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

i know right? i have many, many grievances...

ooh. it's coming out for vita? always looking for good vita titles...

reasonably entertaining but with some major flaws. also, i'm not really feeling kylo as the primary villain. he's about as menacing as a pouty teenager.

sucker

also, never tell them their rating.

this is gonna be me this year.

oh there are gonna be some festivus miracles this year, let me tell you.

they're both republicans?

well now i feel stupid for not having already done this.

i tried sales once. i was bad at it. like really bad at it. probably doesn't help that i have a deeply entrenched distrust of people. the upside to that, though, is that i can't say anyone has ever sold me anything i didn't want.

i'm writing my list of grievances ahead of time this year i have a lot to say to you people