nameraka

my team sucks better than your team. 😛

pretty sure i was in my 30's, so like 15th year of college?

i'm sure prince regrets a lot of things.

the whole thing. all at once. is this... haiku?

prince wants his song back.

damn your ham man. behold, king reuben the great!

Reuben is only true sammich.

THIS JUST IN: Miami GM Chris Grier trades himself to the NE Patriots along with dolphins first and second rounders in 2020 for long snapper joe cardona and an autographed belichick hoodie. the hoodie is immediately named head coach. fuck my life. why the fuck am i still following this team?

i'm actually on my 3rd playthrough,, and i've had it for awhile. the dlc's are first rate.

the tv is dead. death, we are surrounded by it!!!

til kmart still exists.

also, since we're on the subject... tulsi gabbard. also totally hot.

Tyrion lanister. (Grr Martin) Good guess though.

i'm so fucking cool.

we old.

also depends on what is meant by graduated. i didn't have an email account in HS. i got a hotmail account when i was a college senior.

also google. both as a noun and a verb.

i remember when people started using sick to mean cool, i thought that was the dumbest thing ever. then i thought... shit. i must be old now.

"In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty."

dude. i am still wasted from this game. who the fuck even won?

Your source is bad at math.

your hitting a police cruiser story is better than mine.

of course you did.