nameraka

Not if we stop lollygagging.

Cattywampus. And I mean that sincerely.

Yes. This one. You're weird.

*self immolates*

had no shame as a kid. really liked the intro song to heathcliff, though. yeah, i know. it was a goddman garfield knockoff.

*reboots*

*posts*

my way too early for this shit postseason prediction. panthers sign tom brady, trade newton to NE, draft Justin Herbert in round 1. if this happens, i am owed 50 bucks from each of you. because i really need the money. 🙁

*drools on you"

actually i worked at papa johns when i was in college. if i craved anything it was one of those giant cans of super salty pepperocinis

jesus. yeah, i visited wyoming once. there were more elk than people. actually, now that i say that, it sounds kind of nice.

i've never had a hankering in my life and you can't prove otherwise. 😡

space oddity.

lived there for awhile. sorry bro.

shit. i was trying to describe them figuratively. 🙁

One where people put confederate flag stickers on their cars with the tag "heritage not hate" and they aren't trying to be ironic.

Your job is racist

nameraka PENIS. idk... I'm bad at this.

That seems reasonable. I am now at peace.

why are toothpaste tubes sold in cardboard boxes? why not just put a little plastic seal over the end of the tube like they do with mouthwash?

I think I'm the only person on Earth who has no strong opinion about kimchi. I could take it or leave it.

bring me his head. 😈

wait was that the dark

Yes. No. Wait. I'm never talking to you again.