nameraka

no. i was completely wasted on wild turkey. also, it's physically impossible to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps. wait... what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TXdtZLrsZc

You know he’s just a giant piece of crap right?

No. That’s illegal where I live unless the taco is over 18.

I didnt. I ate cold taco. This is the life I deserve. 🙁

😕

I can practically see him trying to pay a hooker with a jar of pennies.

I made bacon jam for Christmas I ate it all 😐

As far as I'm concerned, the dolphins won the Superbowl yesterday.

this makes me unbearably sad...

I've never eaten heart, but I wouldn't be averse to trying it. I'll try just about anything once. I have had frog legs on a number of occasions. I know it's a bit of a cliche, but they really do kinda taste like chicken. at least to me.

I used to be a big fan of tako (octopus) and uni (urchin). I especially like the texture of octopus, which I know some people find off-putting. color me weird I guess.

I live in the area in which it's produced. (and primarily consumed) One of my coworkers had a liver mush sandwich for breakfast one day, and it just smelled really good... He also used to put sugar on his rice, though, so maybe he wasn't exactly the gold standard for culinary taste... salmon roe is quite tasty. I used to eat sushi and sashimi quite a bit, but we moved across town from my favorite sushi joint. 🙁

I go through a package of this stuff a week. Finished product resembles this application: The weird part isn't that I'm basically eating liver and pork face pate; it's that I slather it in wasabi sauce...

had to look that up. I would totally try that. I have a thing for blood. 🧛‍♂️

You see? This is why we never have a festivus miracle, people. 😤

Fine I challenge you to a feat of strength.

oh shit. I forgot about this one.😂

this is your theme song.

I don't know who half of you people are. that's a good thing.

Jan 7. I'm bringing the stuffed pig's head and kholodets this year. what you got?

Save it for the airing of grievances.

Of course baby yoda would read it that way.

Fuck you! 😤 sorry. Reflex.

Those aren’t made to flush, you know.