nameraka

Seriously. Pod six is fuckin jerks.

Have you tried not setting yourself on fire?

Yeah. Wisdom teeth were no joke.

I suppose it depends on what kind of jelly. Australian box jellyfish can kill you. The ones I experienced growing up in Florida were not that bad.

That’s pretty hardcore...

i'm gonna bottle this little spoon of whiskey. yeah, i know that makes no sense. god i need to stop drinking. i may have a problem. 🙁

wife had those. i thought she was fucking dying.

Stung by one of these blue fuckers.

Fuck that guy.

All the good land is taken.

Being the prince that was promised is meaningless.

July 8, 2007

Yup. And I’ve seen everything he’s done. I’m totally normal though. Except for my mushroom fetish.

goddamn mutherfucking sarlacc. i hope i give you the fucking runs you tentacle waving brazzers mascot. 🙁

so i stumbled onto a 17 minute david lynch film on netflix called "what did jack do?" it's basically lynch as a detective interrogating a monkey who's fallen madly in love with a chicken... it's pretty fucking great, actually. 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bseAQtfaxg thanks for this.

never take advice from some random person on the internet.

Same with frogs.

well then. i'm gonna lift this axe thing, menacingly...

we can talk about it. i've never seen it though, so i'll just smile and nod. unless you have pics of lucy and all the sex...

Idk. I’m not psychic.