nameraka

I mean fucking ow already. This is really just the worst. I mean I want China’s authoritarian regime to respect my region’s national sovereignty and cultural traditions, but I’m so fucking hot right now, I could be the fucking red pepper flakes in your goddamn Dan Dan noodles over here.

Oddly, I have an uncle whose surname is Stacy who is a retired marine. Maybe we should set them up.

David Lynch.

The real answer.

My cousin told me he immediately rules out girls named Stacy for that exact reason.

as one of the clans i'm related to has this surname, i can tell you one is too fucking many.

the phrase ok boomer.

with pretty much any condiment that isn't ketchup.

yeah, while we're all on lockdown and aren't supposed to really be going anywhere, take on an unnecessary expense that you have to insure so that it can sit in your driveway collecting dust for the foreseeable future. how about i just blow a few grand on lottery tickets and bourbon and at least be happy for a few days?

Sealab. Always sealab.

Children. We call those children.

Closest one is like 60 miles.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar: A British Comedy

NC resident chiming in. Morehead City anyone?

On a road trip many years ago, a friend of mine slept through intercourse. She never heard the end of it.

Any matter in solid form. am I doing it right?

I miss godfathers. 😟 we don’t have them here.

Cool. What streaming service is that on?

Oh shit! 🤭