nameraka

it's the teeth for me. i just want to watch those perfect teeth mangle and crunch under the force of repeated blows to the face. i want to be his orthodontist's retirement plan.

what if i told you that osteen is actually an avatar for an ancient and powerful sumerian god who wishes to rain fire and destruction upon mankind? can i get an amen?

i was going for "in magic."

So, this is the set-up for a porno, right? Otherwise this is a super disappointing post.

get behind me you...

i mean reAlly beLEIVE!!!

no worries. i've been intravenously recycling my own urine. i feel great.

i hate you. thanks, though.

i hate everyone. 😐

This is how I knew I was old.

from here to eternity basquiat

I didn't think it was intended to be good. I thought that was kinda the point.

both my resting heart rate and my core body temperature are slightly lower than the average human. i may be part vampire. also, i'm distantly related to both queen elizabeths. (though that isn't super uncommon if you're of english descent) ooh! and i'm prone to hypoglycemic seizures; does that count?

pretty sure it's an ignorance of people.

Because...who needs friends? *sobs into hands*

Can’t fight the seether...

Are they going to demolish Stone mountain? I'd kinda like to see that.

this thread is about salt.

it was in the discarded user name bin in between "hitlers_buttplug" and "nousername7854". seemed like a real bargain.