nameraka

the phrase ok boomer.

with pretty much any condiment that isn't ketchup.

yeah, while we're all on lockdown and aren't supposed to really be going anywhere, take on an unnecessary expense that you have to insure so that it can sit in your driveway collecting dust for the foreseeable future. how about i just blow a few grand on lottery tickets and bourbon and at least be happy for a few days?

Sealab. Always sealab.

Children. We call those children.

Closest one is like 60 miles.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar: A British Comedy

NC resident chiming in. Morehead City anyone?

On a road trip many years ago, a friend of mine slept through intercourse. She never heard the end of it.

Any matter in solid form. am I doing it right?

I miss godfathers. 😟 we don’t have them here.

Cool. What streaming service is that on?

Oh shit! 🤭

i forgot the password. if anyone remembers it they can have it.

Oh shit. I remember that. It was that post you made about president franklin pierce.

In which people only post about previous posts. You remember that post I made in 2009? that was some shit, right?

Half of us are dead.

mine too. no one seems to care. stupid assholes. the less you adhere, the longer it's gonna last morons.

coat pork chop with cereal, fry, cut up, and eat with chopsticks.

the last person i prayed for died. horribly. but sure. *prays*