nameraka

that's the saddest title for a country song ever simply by implication.

i would have tried this first https://www.theonion.com/remington-releases-000009-millimeter-anti-viral-bullet-1842661900

like two minutes ago. i am so good.

Nope. Classic lycanthropy symptoms.

I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to geico.

I did.

wow. i am... old enough to get that.

fat tire

i wish i knew how to do but stuff.

although the sob story about your diabetic Guatemalan aunt and your quest to bring her to the states for treatment was really compelling, we just have to ask.... what the fuck dude?

I wish I knew how to do butt stuff.

Zeni be gone though.

No. I’ve never cheated on anyone. It’s kinda the only thing I like about myself.

We also need a Gary numan thread.

this board needs a gary oldman thread.

I mean fucking ow already. This is really just the worst. I mean I want China’s authoritarian regime to respect my region’s national sovereignty and cultural traditions, but I’m so fucking hot right now, I could be the fucking red pepper flakes in your goddamn Dan Dan noodles over here.

Oddly, I have an uncle whose surname is Stacy who is a retired marine. Maybe we should set them up.

David Lynch.

The real answer.

My cousin told me he immediately rules out girls named Stacy for that exact reason.

as one of the clans i'm related to has this surname, i can tell you one is too fucking many.