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Well the first red flag is that they're advertising it as some "documentary" instead of just being up front that it's them whining about why people don't like their favorite show for two goddamn hours. Stay tuned for my own person documentary in which, over the course of three and a half hours, I painstakingly explain why I'm not a terrible person for wanting to fuck Endeavor despite all the heinous shit he's done. In Defense of Fire Daddy | Documentary (2020) coming soon!

Hero- Oh no shy boy don't die. SO MANLY. Well Aizawa is definitely fucked here. So you're saying he turned the mob into a hive of villany and scum? It's fine, Aizawa's face can take a beating. ORA ORA ORA ORA. Oh fuck his arms are wrecked. Oh shit he's punching through the fat. Please don't kill my son. Fatgum is best dad. This barrier guy is a douche. Somebody get Fatgum some cake right away. They could be friends if he wasn't trying to kill my boys. Kirishima needs a hug. Please don't kill Dadgum. Oh shit, flashback time. It never occurred to me that hair dye is a thing in this universe. Mina! The best victory is one earned via break dance. Bonk bonk bonk. Oh shit that's a big angry man. Oh no he's scared. I love my kids. Awwwww sad boy. Alright Crimson Riot was cool as fuck. I'm so proud of my hardboy son. Awwwwwwwwww. I fucking love Fatgum. SURPRISE, HE'S HOT. Fatgum is my boyfriend. Dr Stone- Fuck you Kars. And then these guys died. Now there's a great pickup line. Hello, nice whore. I mean, it's hard to argue with his anti-boomer outlook. Yeah the whole "no science" thing sounds great until half your people shit themselves to death because they think soap is the devil. Oh fuck the village is on fire. Fuck you, lady. Senku you've been chief for like a week, get your shit together. THE SCIENCE SHED IS ON FIRE. Kill her, Kohaku. I love my melon child so much. Yessss murder them with sulfur gas. RIP squirrel. Gee if only you people didn't think gas masks were cursed objects. "Suckle on Mama Tsukasa's teat" is a fantastic line. Congratulations, you're the canaries in the coal mine. Suika is the best. Hahahah, we're fucked. Is...is he gonna build a nuke? Okay that was a Death Star. Oh my god he's gonna make Taiju a smart phone. "What are cell phones? Are they fish?" sounds like my parents. I'm losing my shit at the army voices. YES, THEY'RE COMING BACK. I've missed my screaming idiot so much. Nothing's impossible when you have science. Ohhh Kars is pissed. SAO- I hate every decision in my life that has led me to this point. Isn't that one sword basically just their friend's corpse? What the hell is this. Wait wasn't he already in a coma in real life? Is he in some kind of virtual double coma now? Oh hey, the hot guy's alive. Oh thank god, the rape clown is dead. Didn't all of these people die last season? I feel like most people in the village just assumed she was dead. I don't care about any of this, show. Just take the sword, what's he gonna do? Fuck this tree in particular. Yes, ridicule the cripple.I am getting Geass levels of terrible laughs at the wheelchair-bound teen's misfortune here. I do like the dragon, it's the one character I want to live. Dragon family! Oh right, there were goblins in a cave or some shit. Who the fuck IS this guy? "Oh yeah well if he's so great why is he in a coma?" I'm sure Asuna is gonna be just thrilled about this. Aw fuck is it Kars? Fire Force- That giant onesie she's wearing looks comfy. Yeah, I can believe some religious wingnut who speaks in cryptic riddles is a look into hell. I don't know enough about science to call bullshit on this so I guess I'll just go with it. It's fun to see how Dio's power must look for people who don't have stands. Goddamn childhood flashbacks getting in the way of your murder game. You okay there kiddo. I don't think your method of weaponizing his embarrassing baby pictures is gonna work. Did he explode? Jotaro says fuck that. I'm just as confused as you are. Let's just go with magic on this. Yeah sure the universe might get destroyed and we'd all die, but it'd be fun to watch. I don't know what's going on but hey at least the universe is still working. Horking up blood is probably not a good thing. I continue to have no idea how science works and am still just gonna assume this is legit. Food Wars- Maybe I'll luck out and the school will just catch fire. I fucking hate Megumi. I honestly don't remember who even made it this far but I assume I hate them all. Who am I supposed to root for when I can't stand either of them? Gee I wonder how Soma is going to force eggs into this dish. It seems a little unfair to put a blood relative of one of the contestants as a judge. The word of the day is UMAMI. I too scream for buff naked grandpas. Did...did those bystanders just scream "HE'S SHOWN HIS DICK!" or am I just hearing things. I'm sure he's utterly failed with his seaweed bullshit. I hate all these people. I admit, you do win me over with bacon. Nobody cares about your weird story. I miss you, hot dad. What a shock, people enjoying your cooking pays off. Sometimes grandpas just get naked. In the exact opposite of Hero Academia, this show's children make me feel absolutely nothing. Oh no who am I supposed to root for between the most pathetic girl and the worst Sasuke on the block? Demon Slayer- OINK OINK MOTHERFUCKER. Good thing Bryce saved up all his energy during Sword Art. You're gonna wanna aim for those drums. Yeah honey there's a lot wrong here. Where's my other screaming idot boy. I goddamn love this dumbass. YES, BE AS QUIET AS POSSIBLE. Aww this is a good kid. Joke's on you, he doesn't have any brains. Yeah you're just gonna have to leave him. Holy shit he's competent when he sleeps. I was not expecting this. I love this dumb bastard. Quit it with the Naruto run, pig boy. BIG CHUNGUS. Whamu didn't need arms. Oh that doesn't bode well. Fucking Michael Jackson ruining everything again. Why does he have a drum this can't be a good thing y'all gotta run now. CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER. Oh shit, blood types. I love douche crow. KICK HIS ASS, TANJIRO. Good boy you figured it out. Oh no he's hurt. LOOK AT NEZUKO. Damn it you should have brought the sister box with you. You can do it kiddo I believe in you. Use your hamon! Clover- Please just let them all die this time. Elf douche is taking that loss remarkably well. Oh hey, dimestore Hisoka made it out. And then it grew a steering wheel, because why the fuck not I guess. He survived, I'm so disappointed. I'm genuinely appreciate that the mushroom weirdo didn't die. Mimosa honey have some standards. Thanks, douchenozzle. I hate you all. Or you could just go the easy route and kill them all. At least if that poor nun dies, she doesn't have to keep fighting off Asta's boner. That sure is some ominous shit. Who the fuck are you and why should I care. Just give that lady a break. You want Noelle's help, really? That's how I feel watching the goddamn show every week. Yeah that's a very moving speech, now kill them. Get the fuck away from that nun. Jojo- I love my angry dumbass boy. I wonder how long Narancia had to practice to get his stand to fly along his shoulders like that. Come on kid you can put these clues together. Oh no, poor girl needs her fancy water. FEED MY STAND BABIES. He's right, you shouldn't have sent the idiot. I remember this from Toy Story, you gotta jump hard enough to trigger the door. Him getting stuck in the door shouldn't be so funny. Whelp, that didn't work. Crush him. Owwww your hand. You wouldn't think this guy would be that hard to kill. Trish is gonna be so mad if you don't get her fancy water and panty hose. BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. I hope the rats eat him. Tiny car. Oh god he's gonna blow him up with a car from the inside. Wow that is one ugly man. That dude with the tongue already makes me uncomfortable. Well, that's one way to kill someone. So they're all named after food then. That can't be a good thing. OH, THAT'S HORRIFYING. Did they really need to put together all 36 pieces to figure out it was a body? Poor rats. He's just riding the rat. Eat shit, shrinky boy. You could at least shoot him in the dick.

SURPRISE. HE'S HOT. Two important facts. One, he's still over eight feet tall in hot mode. Two, I'm gonna climb that like a tree.

Now hey, she didn't vanish. She was just captured and locked in the Nazi Ghost Rape Dungeon, and then everyone forgot they were going to rescue her.

Why does god let bad things happen? Why can't we have nice things for once- Nevermind, there's reason to live.

He's still sixteen feet tall and buff as shit so, like, what that mouth do bby?

I like that you weebs basically turned this thread into the Lady Screaming At Cat meme.

Can we talk about Smoothie?

Please tell me the lolis aren't prostitutes.

It's an idea that Horikoshi originally had for the ending but discarded years ago. He's said that it's probably the last movie he'll be involved in, and some people conflate the two into believing that it's the grand finale because they have poor reading comprehension. There are little bits in the trailer that heavily imply it's set several arcs ahead of where the anime will end season 4. One character who won't appear until the end of this season or early in the next already got his big reveal in the movie, basically just because he's cool and they wanted to use him from what I've heard.

Tiny Tamaki looks like if Ray didn't spend 12 years with the traumatic baggage of knowing he was being raised to be fed to monsters.

Tiger is confirmed to be a transman on his bio page in the manga but I guess he doesn't count since you can't use him to complain.

My computer had a stroke halfway through the night and lost all my reactions and I'm not retyping all that. Hero- Oh my god tiny Tamaki. OH MY GOD TINY MIRIO. His costume phasing with him is bullshit, show me his dick. This is my boyfriend Mirio and this is Mirio's boyfriend Tamaki. I was worried Aizawa snapped that dude's neck for awhile there. Tamaki's so fucking cool. I'm so proud of him. Dr Stone- I'm glad Kinro finally got some glasses. OH SHIT THEY GOT SWORDS NOW. Y'all can go ahead and kill Magma is you want. Oh my god, Detective Suika is the cutest goddamn thing. This smarmy Yugioh-looking bastard is growing on me. OPM- I find you attractive now just die already. Yes yes this is all very sad but you deserve to get your teeth kicked in. I fucking hate centipedes. Double Grandpa ORA ORA combo was a good attempt. You could make a real good drinking game over Genos getting himself destroyed in fights. I respect King. Oh hey, Saitama finally showed up for his own finale. Fire Force- Don't fight just take off your shirts and talk it out. Now kill her for betraying you. She's got great tits, he would have taken her in anyway. Okay I am here for the PENGUIN MECH. Joke's on you fuckface, fire is my fetish. Manwhile, Shinra has a mental breakdown. Oh yeah this is gonna go just great. Dio wants his power back. Food Wars- I miss hot dad. Bitch he's half your age, leave him alone. All this jackass can make is eggs. How is that curry? Erina continues to be the fucking worst. At least he didn't win. HOWDY Y'ALL. It's funny that Meat Meat thinks she has any right to judge someone else for being almost naked. Megumi should still be kicked out. I hate everyone. Demon Slayer- I wish I could speak bird. Calm your shit, Miroku. Honestly this kid may be my spirit animal. Hello, terrified children. Sorry but your brother's eaten by now. No I don't think he's alright, Tanjiro. Don't show him Nezuko, he'll fall in love instantly. This is also how I react to any minor setback at work. Use the children as human shields. OINK OINK MOTHERFUCKER. Clover- Hey there Cap'n Sexy. Maybe your brother's an evil elf, maybe he's just a massive douche. Oh god the rest of these dipshits are coming back. Y'all can just go ahead and kill Asta if you want. LEAVE THAT NUN ALONE YOU JACKASS. What the fuck is this. I'm not lucky enough for all of them to kill each other. Somebody die already. Good animation is wasted on this show. Jojo- MISTA NO. Here have this piss jewelry. BRUNO evolved into CAPO! Oh that's a sad backstory. I like the math skirt. How was Polpo's fat ass supposed to protect jack shit from prison? Fugo's swiss cheese suit fills me with irrational hatred. KITTY NO. Oh no why would you send my idiot son out. Quit stabbing my boy. Don't ask questions just kill him. No, my son! Oh shit he gets a plane. Aw hell he figured it out. Between Mirio's lack of gratuitous nudity and Saitama's lack of screentime I've got whatever you call the girl equivalent of blue balls here.

Me during this arc:

I was using it as an example of why Ben's freakout about how FUNi posting clips of later in the series is goddamn stupid. I'm sorry, it's my fault for expecting you to understand a basic comparison. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

... Excuse me?

I've seen exactly two Marvel movies and have made no attempt to keep up with the franchise, but how dare anyone promote Endgame on a site I visit. Sure they'll make a lot more money by advertising to the fans who are regular viewers and actively support the property, but what about me!? Isn't my sporadic interest infinitely more important and valuable than all those other people?

My ears will never forget Screaming Good Boy. Hero- Last time, Endavor lost his Worst Dad trophy. Look at my kids go. Meanwhile, Bakugo is angry. Yeah I'm sure the villains have nothing to do with this. Please don't kill my boyfriend, show. Awwwww my kids. Someone give Deku a hug. Real friendship is offering someone food. Centipeder creeps me right the fuck out. Come here Vault Boy let me hug you. Oh good they found her. Heee Nejire's wrapped up in her hair that's really cute. Oh shit it's go time. Nighteye survived Black Friday for that toy. I just imagine this is exactly how my dad felt buying me princess dolls as a kid. Still can't stop staring at Bubble Girl's underboob. Look at him flail around. Oh don't show me All Might like that. I'm gonna fuck Vault Boy. Fuck you, plague douche squad. I got a bad feel about this. Hiiii Dadzawa. Aww, Fatgum gave him a snack. Aw shit here we go. DRAGON WAIFU GO. Somebody kick the shit out of Overhaul already. Ohhh this is not gonna be a good thing. Please save my baby. Dr Stone- I kinda just assumed it was an instant thing around the whole world. Of course his teenager had to teach him about Twitter. OH, THAT'S DEPRESSING. Russian Seitz doesn't fuck around. This hurts me right down in my soul. Stop singing before he kills you! Oh, dad's got some meat on those arms. I like that nobody helps him row back. Whelp, Jesus is a rock. Good news, he found a purse. Aww, he likes her. Wow, they just started fucking out those kids right away. Marriage seems almost pointless at this point. It's nice that they start out with three breeding pairs that are already horny for each other. WAIT WHAT. If they're not related how the hell do you explain two people having that hair? You heard the man, you gotta bang so that his son can have friends. I love my melon daughter. I hope y'all haven't been doing weird shit to those statues. Explain your fucking hair, Senku. They're right, it's time to get drunk. DRINK. Oh, magma recovered from his dick punch. Grandpa can put that shit away. How do y'all even know what divorce is? Hey, you got some mixers for your booze now that he made Pepsi. Aw shit. Sorry about your wife, Seitz. That's why you don't fuck with pnemonia, folks. And I'm crying. Ramen solves all problems is the lesson I'm getting here. So I guess the russian couple never came back. He predicted Chrome. Stop making me cry, show. OH THIS HURTS. Senku needs a hug. FUCK OFF, KARS. Ohhhhh now this ED is so much sadder. OPM- Oh right, I was about to get another boyfriend killed. Just let the rich kid die. I understand rooting for the crab. RIP frog, you were no Froppy. I don't know what's happening but I'm into it. Oh god he Naruto runs. GUN. And then glasses man died. Aww, he became a hero because of Saitama. RIP discount Iida. Oh no the kid's still there. Okay the GUNSKULL look is pretty damn cool. How the hell did you not die? Oh yeah, that knife's not just gonna go in your own torso in 20 seconds. Run, kid. Awww, your only friend ditched you. Aw crap who came here to get wrecked now. Oh hey Genos. ETA on Genos getting destroyed again? Meanwhile, Saitama enjoying himself. It's okay that's how I play video games too. Saitama could not give less of a fuck. I genuinely love that he got his shit wrecked by the dog guy. Whelp, there goes Genos' arm. False alarm, the arm was a trap. Okay that insult hurt worse than the poison arrows. You okay there, buddy. You know shit's going down when your hair changes color. Don't worry, the flower's here to save you. Hey don't lump him in with these losers. PLAYER THREE HAS ENTERED THE GAME. Grandpa's here to rip your spine out. You ungrateful bastard, this is how you repay him? Fire Force- GUN. I will never fear a villain named Raffles. Just let them stab him. We're just calling you Man-Man now. Just keep shooting at everything, it's the American way. Oh great now you're blind as shit. She's got a point, your feelings don't matter to your boss. Oh, I can get behind this. You know y'all could just fuck instead? This is not my fault. False alarm, he's fine. Bitch. Fucking shadow clones. Hey there Donkey Dick. Oh right, they got special training. Remember, he's fucking stupid. You dumb jackass. I take that back, ya did good kid. Aw fuck it's the fanservice. MY GIRLFRIEND. No, I don't think they're on your side. Oh you bitch. Well they're the ones who didn't try to murder him, so that's a pretty good reason. Hey now, you're underestimating the power of those tits. Alright boys, take your shirts off and fight them. Oh I'll call you something later. Joke's on you, I don't care about any of those plot threads! Food Wars- Yeah that's what we needed, more gratuitous jiggle. Good job Sasuke. Oh what the fuck. That sounds awful. I don't like this. He is by far the worst Sasuke on the block. I'm so tired. Look at her glistening meat. Meat Meat's tits aren't even funny it's just a waste of time. I age another decade every time I watch this show. I can't even bring myself to hurl insults at the jiggling I just want it to end. Alright you had me at cheese and mashed potatoes. So did the author just trace this bitch straight out of a cheap hentai doujin or what? I do love me some smoked meat. I truly have no memory of this kid existing when the show's not focused directly on him. Gee I wonder if these two are gonna get high scores and break the top four. The deepest-voiced seven year old. Demon Slayer- You got this, kiddo! Now kill him some more. Eat shit, you weird eye freak. Good thing there's a doctor right there. And then he was Zoro. Somebody help my son. Aw shit we're still playing dodgeball. My daughter's awake! Awwwww. I'd watch the shit out of soccer if it was more like this. I love my sleepy bento daughter. Hey lady maybe you could go fix Tanjiro's everything. Kill her by destroying her confidence. She's so cool. Hahahahaha you dumb bitch. Awww, sleepy Nezuko. That is too many arms. Ohh that's nasty. Goddamn Michael Jackson son of a bitch fucking with everyone. Thanks, jackass. So all of this was for nothing then. Good thing Nezuko can't talk. You're not gonna make me feel sorry for this bitch. I hope that building is lightproof. Well those broken bones sure healed fast. AWWWWWWWW. No worries, she's just brainwashed to think you're our dead family. This is adorable as fuck. Lady don't start crying you're gonna make me cry. Noooo don't take her. Awwwwwwwwwwwww. Get in your box, sweetie. Awww. he's not such an asshole after all. I forgot Tokoyami was here. This is me screaming at pictures of All Might. Clover- I do like the sweet fire arm. I want to watch her murder everyone. No, let Asta go back and get himself killed. Immolate the character that's just here to directly insult me. At least if she dies, she doesn't have to be in Black Clover anymore. There is no force stronger than a woman with anger issues who is tired of all this horse shit. Oh fuck you show. You're only pissing her off more, she's going to burn your dick off. She is fueled entirely by pure rage and I respect that immsensely. Oh yeah I'm real scared of your picture magic here. Get out of here and let her die a warrior's death. "A whole new level of stupid" is exactly how I'd describe this show. Did y'all just forget the screaming idiot can nullify your attacks? I'm genuinely surprised Asta knows basic math. It's nice of the villains to just stand there and let themselves get hit with the attack intead of moving at all. Christ just die already. You can just go ahead and kill Asta. So is Mimosa supposed to be the reincarnated human lady who looks exactly like her or what. Did bitch Tink also get a new personality? Kill him, Yuno or whatever the fuck your name is now. Jojo- I love those bullets. I can respect Mista's philosophy. I don't like this. Mista is already my favorite. This is right out of Pulp Fiction. Now at what point did he steal that sweater from a second grader? He shot you in the head how are you not dead. I know that stand name was probably changed but Arts and Crafts is the dumbest one yet. The hell is his power, super glue? I mean, he might just be trying to kill you because you started attacking them. YEEE HAW. I love the bullets so much. Goddammit Mista. I'm surprised this truck driver's survived this long.. Oh how the hell did he manage that. That poor driver. Dick noodle. And then Mista got shot with his own bullets. Heeee I love my boys. This is a trap. GODDAMMIT. No shit it hurts, you got shot in the mouth. All aboard the bullet train! Aiming for the old bullet was a surprisingly great plan. Dopey dick. Oh my god just die already. This really must be batshit insane for bystanders who don't have stands. GIORNO NO.

Man, Powerpuff GIrls is looking great.

Nejire's wrapped up in her hair and that's really goddamn cute.

I mean, it gives her about as much dignity as the actual series...

Weird how I can skip the OP almost every damn time I watch a show on my own and feel literally nothing has changed except that extra 90 seconds I gain.

Oh yeah, Swole Rudolph is clearly so much worse than this Wilford Brimley fursona that was running around DBZ. Totes.

How dare you not share the video of that.