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EmpressAngel

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  1. Yeah, Demarco loves Bebop and I'm sure it'll be back sooner or later. But why specifically do you think it'll be the lead-in at the start of the block vs towards the middle or end of it?
  2. Why do you think Bebop in particular is the top choice?
  3. I have been staring at Mirio's sweet ass for weeks now. Hero- Oh god Mirio what are you doing. Oh my god his ass jiggles. I like that Aizawa's right there and he just assumes Eri is Mirio's kid. Eri's so cute I love her so much. Mineta, still the worst. Mirio confirmed for best dad. Shut up, Douche Rogue. Okay that play sounds fantastic. DANG. Meanwhile Tamaki has a nervous breakdown. I love Mei so much. Hi there, random Shinso. SHE'S SO CUTE. Awwww I love Nezu. I like Mina's suit. WAIT WHAT. Oh no you're gonna disappoint Eri. Oh good he still gets to dance. And we're back to breaking fingers. Dang he snatched that right out of the air. Mei's so great. Hiiii buff Might. I could go for some tea. Calm down kiddo. I goddamn love the fancy Youtube man. La Brava is my spirit animal. Surely this plan won't go awry. His soul AND his mustache! I feel like we need a reminder here that she's 21 and just really short. Demon Slayer- No, you should probably fear for his safety. Maybe they'd like you better if you shut up. Inosuke being surprisingly quiet here. Oh hey, he's awake. I fear her. Even his mask is crying. Huh, is he finally becoming competent while awake? Spoke too soon, false alarm. Shut up. Beat his ass, girls. This is his fetish. She kinda creeps me out. Aww, they're so cute. Good luck. kiddo. Where is my daughter. Here, have some gourds. That's one big fucking gourd. She scares me. Well that's depressing. Food Wars- I still don't give a shit, show. I don't remember who any of these people are. Correction, I only remember the French guy. Because French food is tasty as shit, simple answer. I don't know what you're talking about, I will literally never turn down carrots. Gee I'm sure he'll lose to all these scrubs that we'll never see again. I miss you, hot dad. Nothing would make me happier than to see him fail. Goddammit. What IS it with this kid and eggs? I can only understand about half of what this French guy's saying. Haaaa, eat shit Soma. Goddammit just let him suck. I'm not lucky enough for anyone I hate to have failed. What in the fuck. The bros are still the best characters. I'm rooting for Wolverine here. I hate Soma. Black Clover- I will hate them forever for saving the sister fucker. Oh right, these two exist. You're all terrible except Charmy. Noelle continues to be fucking unbearable. Hey look, two people I don't hate! Your name is Nozzle you don't have the right to be shitty to anyone. Shut up Noelle you're awful. Have some fucking standards, Mimosa. Oh good, douche brother's coming too. You can go ahead and kill this little bastard too. There are exactly two people here I don't want to see die painfully. That is just a walrus in disguise. At least angry fire lady is having fun. Hold up they had their own pet lion? Aww, they really do love each other. Jojo- My babies! Oh sweet, new OP. Mista is a man of my own heart. I love these idiots. Even Abbacchio gets involved. You okay there Bruno? Aww Narancia is a good kid. Boss has always been a deadbeat I guess. Y'all can go ahead and kill him. Oh no what now. SOUP SHARK. Ouuuch. Oh no, they're stupid. OUCH. This is gay and I'm here for it. Well that can't be good. I love my idiot son. Yeah his tongue just fell off on its own. Fugo must have taken the team's brain cells with him. Thank god we've got Bruno. Whelp, they're screwed. Oh, that's how that works. I like that none of them realize he's acting weird at all. Oh my god. Abbacchio you pissed in a teapot you don't get to judge anyone else. Jesus christ Narancia. Thank you Giorno. Goddammit. Oh fuck yes this ED slaps.
  4. This is one of my favorite episodes of MHA this season so we're in for a treat.
  5. It's not that we think "Nah, this plot point in SAO can't possibly be that bad." It's more that we think "Oh god, this sounds awful and poorly written. What fresh hell awaits us?" and then it turns out even worse than we expected, because this series started at rock bottom and just keeps bringing out the jackhammer to go deeper.
  6. One time I set the OP for this show as my wake up alarm and legit started having nightmares whenever I hit the snooze button.
  7. For a second there I thought this was the title of yet another unappealing light novel that got greenlit for yet another mediocre anime.
  8. Might not wanna celebrate just yet: Ah hell, they're gonna have to cut down Paranoia Agent's OP aren't they.
  9. Full disclosure here I am 100% just going off of memory of episodes I watched years ago because I refuse to spend any amount of time fact checking this shit. Wasn't Yui meant to be an actual in-game feature of Sword Art Online: The Game from the beginning, as some kind of weird virtual therapist helper AI for players? And then Kayaba intentionally went in and screwed with her programming to disable her, and our super special hero couple found her after she spontaneously generated for them because (god I hope I'm remembering this wrong) these two were the only people to ever feel true happiness in the game? I can't imagine the mass murderer developer went to all the trouble of creating a system like that from scratch, kept it a secret from all his employees working on the game, and then just changed his mind and kneecapped it at the last minute when he decided he'd rather commit genocide on gamers. Someone else had to have worked on her, and that wouldn't have stayed a secret during the inevitable deep investigation that would have been done over the course of the game to try to rescue the thousands of hostages. He didn't murder his entire staff before releasing the game (wait, did he?); that was a significant feature, it's impossible that nobody else ever discovered TherapyBot existed and passed that information on, unless literally every single person outside of Kirito's video games is totally incompetent at their jobs. Wait hold on, mystery solved.
  10. Okay so here's the question I've had about this entire arc in SAO. So this Wrath company spent years of development and untold amounts of money to creating this elaborate video game system as a means of creating their perfect AI...but why was that even necessary? Yui's existed for years in-universe as a fully realized AI capable of free will and autonomous thought, and has also shown to be completely devoted to its owners in a way that Alice probably isn't capable of. The thing at the center of this conflict already exists elsewhere, and nobody ever says "Hey, that sure sounds a lot like their weird virtual daughter." The crazy guy didn't program the entire game on his own, somewhere there have to be some programming notes that go into detail about how to make their own version of exactly what they're fighting over.
  11. I wouldn't call it out of the woods yet. The full post says they're not sure how much they can get done like this, and they don't say anything about returning to a weekly release. I'm sure there's a lot more editing work involved and a lot more line re-dos needed than when everyone is in a professional studio. A lot of the cast probably doesn't have their own Steve Blum recording closet in their home to take perfect, interference-free audio, especially if they live with kids or in an apartment. I'd guess a bi-weekly release is more likely, and Toonami will still have to figure something else out. Meanwhile, I bet Clifford Chaplin's neighbors are losing their goddamn minds hearing him record for Bakugo.
  12. There's a middle ground between nonstop panic and lamenting that the country is going to be a ghost town for years and nothing will ever go back to normal vs shrugging because whelp a bunch of people are gonna die but what can ya do, that ain't my problem. As far as this thread goes, I'm gonna have to side with the guy who literally gets paid to know about science.
  13. Okay that song's a goddamn banger. Hero- I'm loving this guy. La Brava is my spirit animal. Gentle is the hero we deserve. She's right, the internet is fucking terrible. Just leave my kids alone. Meanwhile, Bakugo's going to kill some people. Wait, Bakugo has a talent beyond being angry and violent? He's got a point, fuck those guys. MURDER THEM...with music. Oh goddammit, don't attack my kids again. Score, you got Momo. DISCO, GO. Oh my god yes turn him into a living disco ball. My vote goes for Kirishima. Vote withdrawn, she's amazing. He's too short to play. Holy shit bird friend. No goddammit don't encourage him. Have you considered...a gun? Time for some broken limbs, kiddo. Fuck these trees in particular. Haven't his fingers suffered enough? Hi boyfriend! LOOK AT MY BABY. Goddammit fancy man! Sword Art- Oh god here we fucking go. I know I beg for everyone I hate to jut kill each other basically every week but this time I really mean it. I hope all these gamers are at least feeling excruciating pain. Oh yeah, a bunch of you aren't about to be stabbed. Oh god his eye. Good luck with that imaginary bridge. This is gonna be stupid. That arm was just holding you back. So they're friends now, because fuck gamers I guess? I'm gonna laugh really hard if this is a trick and they're all just that stupid. And that's how Asuna wasted all her power and was completely useless for the rest of the battle. THis seems like it'll backfire. You goddamn idiot. You have a sword, just stab it in the leg. Buddy you don't even wanna know what's going on here. He ripped out his eye, he doesn't give a shit. I've never seen Braveheart but I assume it goes exactly like this. Y'all gonna fuck now? "Horrible and pathetic" is exactly how I describe this show. This is stupid. Joke's on you, Kirito is pointless here. How did a horse catch up to a pack of dragons? I hate everything. Oh fuck me what is this. Demon Slayer- I'm going to kill you, scar boy. Maybe she's just pissed off because you stabbed her, jackass. Let Tanjiro beat his ass. Oh dang. I love my box daughter. All humans are you family except this one specific asshole. Your blood is trash, douche. I mean, that's kinda what they've been doing this whole time. Maybe Tanjiro could get some medical attention now. To be fair, they did try to kill his sister. Don't trust her. Heeee look at her. Let him do it. Ain't no rule against headbutting. I love the pink girl. Don't trust those butterflies. Oh, she's creepy. Oh no, an annoying child. Stop screaming and take your meds. Please restrain him. Hey there, Boarkugo. You okay there, pig boy? Nezuko's gonna need some sleep now. Awwwwww sleepy Nezuko. Well I'm sure the spider massacre didn't help your numbers there. Y'all gotta kill Michael Jackson soon. I'm not gonna remember any of these names. I don't think you're gonna be seeing much of anything, buddy. Food Wars- Pan down, camera. I don't even remember this guy. I don't care, show. I don't give a shit about any of these people. This is gonna be a long, boring episode. I do like quiche. I do enjoy seeing Soma screw up and fail. I also don't care about any of these other kids either. He has to sleep on a couch in the back room? Of course he's here early, he goddamn lives here. This is just how French people are. Yeah, not sleeping at all for a week is definitey the best idea here. This student keeps asking us questions, how the fuck dare he. It's not that weird tentacle shit again is it. Clover- Okay but do you really want normal Gauche back though? Oh, this might be slightly less stupid than I initially assumed. Are those dream tapirs? False alarm, this is exactly as stupid as I assumed. Does this bitch ever wake up? Oh hey, she might just be a tolerable character. Still rooting for sister fucker to just die. And nothing of value was lost. I'd kill myself too if Asta was my closest friend. Racism is bad, kids. Okay but they definitely killed that one human who loved the elves and was your friend, so it seems like your beef should just be with those pecific humans. Saving his creepy ass sure was a waste of time. I sure am glad we wasted the episode on this and not the giant snake dream fight. I hate you all. Jojo- Oh he's not playing, he's just that stupid. Well that's not normal. You can't prove that Bruno's not a Zeppeli. You overdramatic son of a bitch. Yikes that is a lot of blood. This all could have been avoided if the boss had just remembered to wear a condom. Saved via turtle. I think Bruno needs a doctor. Is this just The World only more complicated? Thanks Giorno. Y'all better run now. Hey Bruno you, uh, you okay there? This is not my fault. I don't know what's going on, but I'm not gonna question it. YEET. Kids this is gonna be a real long story just get in the boat. Get in losers, we're going traitor. Y'all should probably talk about this later. Ohhhh, that's a bad omen. Surprising amout of support here. Get in the robot, Narancia. Well at this point Bruno's dead either way so why not. Fuck you, cheese suit. AWWWW MY IDIOT SON. Arriveerci, cheese suit. Oh no I don't like that.
  14. Because god forbid we have a background to distract us from such beautiful artwork as this actual page from the manga.
  15. I need more Rock Bison immediately. Preferably with his shirt off but I'll take what I can get.
  16. You got my hopes up for nothing.
  17. Man we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel if we're counting mascots as anime now.
  18. If you're this concerned, I feel like the state of a late night cartoon block should be the least of your worries right now.
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