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Isn't there some Dutch cartoon about a guy solving problems with his massive dong? Let's get that.

Looking at this artcle again, it's actually kinda fucking bonkers she got sued over it. These weren't mass produced cash grabs, they were custom-designed cakes that her customers made specific requests for. Like, look at this: I do baking as a hobby. If those characters are made of anything edible instead of just a piece of paper, that's literally hours or even days of work depending on the technique used. Compare that to the actual bakery that's licensed to make it, and the legit ones look like shit. Those are clearly just stickers made with an edible printer and a quick frosting border around it. This lady shouldn't have been sued, they should have authorized her to make the damn things and raked in twice as much in licensing fees.

The hell did that come from? Anyways, I request that everyone only react to my posts with the nutsack emoji.

Is this my punishment from the Krampus?

Soon the anime watchers will suffer as us manga readers have suffered.

Just show the Christmas episode of MHA for the rest of the year to fill a slot. I demand Christmas Eri for the next month.

I was sure this was the last episode of Food Wars and then my dreams were tragically destroyed with the existence of another season. Blade Runner- And then they fucked. Boy do I hate when I forget my cool tattoo artist boyfriend in some bizarre case of amnesia. This is not the fuck room you remember. Great job now you're locked out. I'm sure this will go just great for all these random people. And then everyone died. Elle kinda sucks at this. Oh this girl is absolutely doomed. Get in losers we're going shopping. And then they died, again. Ohh I don't like where this is going. Stab him in the dick! Robots can't kill humans, except when they can because politicians don't count. He deserved it. Hey now don't destroy his stuff. Look on the bright side, at least they didn't create you to be a sexbot. Teamup, go. Oh right, this lady's in the show too. Well this dude is shady as shit. I'm guessing that I'm supposed to recognize this guy from some other Blad Runner thing. Yashahime- Oh this is gonna be stupid isn't it. I hate Towa so much. Jaken is somehow a better father than Sesshomaru. Wait, is that the little girl from the bat demons in the old show? Her showing back up is maybe the first thing in this show that actually gives me a flicker of happiness. So was this before or after the butterfly? I like her bats. Kaede's too old for this shit. I hate it when my demon period hits and I become completely powerless. For a second there I was sure she was about to say it was Naraku. And also Miroku's here too because sure why the fuck not. Go home and fuck your wife, Miroku. I'm glad he's dead and I never have to hear his stupid stupid name again. Even in feral mode Setsuna fells as threatening as an angry hamster. The fuck is that spell, Miroku? Kirara still deserves a better show. This episode was actually tolerable because Towa was only in it for like three minutes. Aaaaand we're right back to the horse shit. Is that the Shikon Jewel? Riku could not sound less enthusiastic if he was being held at gunpoint. Wasn't this lady super jazzed about killing him like two seconds ago? I literally could not give half a fuck about this lady and her magic marbles, show. Was this entire show just some long-winded fetch quest to find his sugar mommy's jewelry? Goddammit Towa for once just stay the fuck there. Let me tell you about your mom, she was your age when she got knocked up. GODDAMMIT TOWA. Oh my god not this fucking guy again. Gee him showing up out of nowhere and making weird comments about the magic rock in her eye isn't suspicious at all. Towa why the fuck are you not inside like you're supposed to be. So you don't even know what the fuck these things do? BOY HOWDY THIS DOESN'T SEEM SHADY AT ALL. Mother of fuck can the big guy just die already. BEES. I hate Riku and I want to watch him die. Thank god, Moroha finally gets to show up. Is this a miracle, is he finally fucking dead? Someone please kill Riku. GODDAMMIT TOWA, again. Moroha, still the single bright spot in this dumpster fire. I'm gonna flip a table. Food Wars- How is this not the show I hate the most now? However, I cannot forgive it for making me see shit dad's clothes explode. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE. Just show me Soma's hot dad again, I've earned it. HOT DAD ALERT. He's right, he deserves to be alone and miserable. "Take yoru victory and get the hell out of here" is exactly how I feel about Food Wars. I hate the loli catgirl. I still can't stand Rindo and I'm glad she's leaving. NO DON'T FUCKING GIVE MEGUMI A SPOT. Please pick Hot Dad. Can an active student even be the director? Soma, still smug and unbearable. Alice is by far the most tolerable person in this family. Stop praising Megumi I'm begging you. Date me, Soma's hot dad. FUCKING MEGUMI. I hate all of them. Oh they fuckin. Timeskip, everyone gets new hair. I still constantly forget that boy exists. These three are also fucking. "Just die" is also how I feel about all these characters. I'm always here for lesbians. I still hate Megumi most of all. This just keeps going, I feel like a squirrel about to gnaw its leg out of a bear trap. Oh what the fuck now. It's over, it's done, I'm finally free--wait what do you mean there's another season!?

Best guess is probably Demon Slayer's dub taking longer to get started than expected, so there's nothing to do but wait. A lot of dubs are still being delayed significantly, what with the unending plague and all, and that alone is probably throwing a huge monkey wrench into the gears.

Funi please just let Toonami have Sk8 the Infinity or something fun to tide us over for a couple months.

Nope, it's the horny old lady making weird, uncomfortable comments at Jet. 😬

Okay this reads exactly like the stories a generic conservative aunt posts on Facebook about how she just innocently said "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks and was violently attacked by some godless millenial snowflake offended that she believed in god. Share this post on your own timeline if you too believe that our lord Jesus Christ is the reason for the season and you're brave enough to admit it!

On the other hand, the old Inuyasha promos were some of their best. I figure it all evens out.

For the love of god please don't make me watch double Yashahime again after this.

That Yashahime double whammy has seriously injured me and I may be entitled to financial compensation. Black Lotus- Hey dude you wanna explain why you shot me? Do robots even drink anything? Oh good, we've got a whole year before the catastrophic blackout hits. Nobody trusts cops for good reason. You have a gun, just shoot him. Also, never trust a politician. Again I ask, what is the point of making the robots indistinguishable from humans instead of just like, Bender-style? Alright I'm guessing she is a robot but he's just lying to make her feel better. My two strongest emotions are thirst and unstoppable rage, I think I'm good. Sure my mom is disappointed in me but she'd never say it out loud. Shit the robots get horny too, were the replicants originally meant as sexbots? It's just super amnesia, that's all, nothing to be concerned about. This dude seems nice when he's not shooting people in the street. Did this guy invent Soylent Green or something. This dude just wants a harem of sexbots, calling it now. Remember, don't talk to cops. You're probably not supposed to touch that computer. Aw hell here we go. Yeah this is definitely a robot sex thing. Yashahime- I hate you, Towa. Did their family always have that ability? It's always a surprise when these girls manage to do anything. Hello, only redeeming thing in this show. Will this big dumb fucker just die already? Someone please use discount Shippo as a meatshield already. He's right, you idiots really don't know what you're doing. I'm still not sure what the point of the rainbow pearls is. This seems stupid. Sure, I guess she can do that now. Please god let that dude finally be dead. Of course the fat fuck skips out, because we have to deal with him another day again. Moroha's never gonna get out of debt. Quick, throw discount Shippo at him as a distraction! Oh yeah just politely ask him to give back her dreams, that'll work. Towa, still stupid as fuck. Crispin please take better jobs. Oh no, he broke your shitty lightsaber. I'm absolutely rooting for evil Crispin here. Moroha no just let this happen. "So disappointing" is exactly what I say about this show every week. Oh hey, your shit dad is here. How sad is it that seeing Jaken is the highlight of this episode? Oh don't worry, he couldn't give less of a fuck about his kids. Your kids suck, Sesshomaru. I want everyone but Moroha to die. This feels like it's gonna be stupid. I hate this girl already. I'm so fucking tired, show. Don't involve Moroha in this trash. Can I cash in my "Fuck all of this I'm not watching it" card on this? Trying to hide their stupid, stupid plan from Towa is honestly the smartest decision anyone's made in this show. And of course it doesn't work and she rushes off to get in the way anyway. ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH. This is painful. GODDAMMIT TOWA. Do you not remember the last two episodes, can you not just smell out your sister? Towa, still the fucking worst. I hate every minute of my life I've wasted on this. Fuck it, I'll be back for for the foodgasms. Food Wars- The last hour broke me, I have no more snark left in my system for this. Erina sucks and I hope she loses. I hate you, creepy dad. Just show me more of Soma's hot dad, you owe me that much after everything else I've been through. And then everyone orgasms over her weird rice bowl. The fucking squid joke finally lands. I guess Erina being capable of smiling counts as character development here. This dad is the fucking worst. Oh right, that stuff from way back at the beginning. For the love of god don't make me watch her dad's clothes explode. I miss you, only fuckable man in this show. Oh what the fuck now. I'm so tired. Thanks I hate it.

What in the sweet and sour fuck?

If people want Rengoku in their mouth and Shuisha's not gonna fulfill that need on their own, it should be fair game for anyone else to step in.

Will I ever get around to actually watching Blade Runner? Probably not. Blade Runner- I wonder how confusing this is gonna be for us poor schmucks who've never seen the original movie. Waking up in the back of a mysterious truck is probably never a good thing. Good evening, random future stripper. Shit who turned off the subtitles. You're about to get attacked by those shady dudes. I don't like where this is going. Neat, you're a secret ninja. Alright she's definitely one of them robot thingies. Gentrification strikes again! Even the cat is fake. This guy's got nuts of steel. Try smacking it on the table until it breaks. Brb gonna go kill some dudes. Good luck girl. She sure graduated to murder machine real fucking quick. Okay, it's a relief that we were in the mysterious truck on purpose. You owe her the shitty fake cat. This is probably not going to end well. Is this one of them blade runner fellas? Yeah yeah we get it, depressed drunk dude who's all deep and shit. I still say you should try smacking it on a table. Never trust the politicians. I like this lady she seems cool. I can't wait to watch this guy get murdered. There she go. It's nice to know that boxing is completely unchanged in the future. Knock knock it's murder time. Robots have feelings too, douche. Was...was that supposed to be a surprise? Okay the boxers also being robots is midly surprising. So what's the purpose of making ridiculously human robots that are indistinguishable from regular people and have real emotions? Is it just for rich assholes to fuck and murder them with no consequences? You can just not investigate this one. Who are these guys? I immediately want to shove this nerd in a locker and steal his lunch money. No seriously, why would you give your robots the ability to eperience trauma and develop PTSD? What possible purpose could that serve? Guess that guy is a blade runner. Yashahime- I fucking hate Riku and I cannot remember a single thing he's actually done. Don't mess up his transmutation circle. This seems stupid. I suppose it would be too much to ask for this dude to just get off his ass and deal with the girls himself. Kirara deserves a better show. Nobody gives a shit about the goddamn butterfly! I wish we got to hear Crispin in an actual good show. I hate you, discount Shippo. Just let Kikyo stay dead don't bring her back again! Oh yeah, this dipshit's trusty pirates sure seem trustworthy. Of course they're connected because fuck you, viewers. Gee he doesn't sound shady at all. Oh this sounds like it's gonna be stupid. "How long do I have to keep this up?" is the exact question I ask every fucking week watching this show. Moroha gets kicked through a wall and with her goes any chance this episode had of being tolerable. Yeah sure this is totally not a trap or anything. Save Moroha at all costs, the others can fuck off. Wow what a shock it's a trap. Towa, still the fucking worst. Oh my god Towa you dumb motherfucker. This has to be an illusion, Towa's too stupid to figure this out on her own. Forget that guy just find Moroha you useless shits. Food Wars- It's sad when Food Wars isn't the show I hate the most here. I hate all of you. You two fuckin' or what? That sounds disgusting. I'd just like one meal where nobody's orgasming all over the table. I'm also surrounded in a solid coating of salt. Because Erina's creepy dad wasn't fucking creepy enough already. I'm so tired, show. Where is Soma's hot dad? I feel like you dumb bastards could have settled on this strategy earlier so you'd have time to actually make it. That is a Luffy-approved meal. You jackass. You had me at bacon. Keep your oozing meat away from me. Oh great, creepy dad has a boner. Fuck you, Soma.

I genuinely hope the fancy youtube man and his thirsty gremlin waifu get a happy ending.

Any arc involving happy Eri is good and I will die on this hill. Come fight me.

The entire concept of live action One Piece still seems bizarre and unnatural to me, but I do appreciate the effort they're putting into it. Oda listed out what countries the Straw Hats would be from in the real world, and it seems like Netflix definitely took that into account with casting. I'm sure there'll be plenty of bitching from internet dudebros whining about the show being too woke and diversity is ruining the adaptation they hated from the moment it was announced, but I respect that Netflix tried. For the record, here's the nationalities for the entire crew: Luffy: Brazil Zoro: Japan Nami: Sweden Usopp: Africa (Not sure if he meant South Africa or if Oda just doesn't know what a continent is) Sanji: France Chopper: Canada Robin: Russia Franky: USA! USA! USA! Brook: Austria

Oh no, that title was Horikoshi's own tacky choice from the manga.

Hope everybody loved that beach filler episode, because they had to cut canon scenes from Villain Academia to make room for it! Nobody actually wanted to watch the anti-mutant KKK expy get their shit kicked and their hideout stolen, right? I'd put it as my least favorite of the seasons. It's fine on its own, but from an adaptation perspective it fell pretty short of expectations. I'm always going to believe that swapping the arcs was a bad decision, especially since they obviously didn't put in the effort to smooth out the wrinkles caused by that change. The two main theories for why it happened, that they wanted the anime to match up with the movie's release or that they wanted a big final moment to end on, really don't make sense to me. The other movies weren't set anywhere near where the show was at the time, and season 3 ended with Mirio wrecking the class in a zero-stakes casual sparring match. Like, can you imagine if they'd leapfrogged over Bakugo's rescue and All Might's final fight, skipped straight to the license exam with basically no explanation, and then jumped to cover what they missed as one long flashback? Add in the completely unnecessary beach filler episode that barely ties into the movie it's supposed to promote, and that they went full One Piece and adapted one single chapter in an episode padded with extra flashbacks for no discernible reason, and it honestly almost feels like somebody on the writing staff just really didn't like MVA and stalled for as much time as possible. Like, they had to plan out the season in advance and knew how many episodes they had to work with. Someone chose to add that filler episode, even though it would mean taking screentime away from actual canon content. I don't think there's any way to justify that decision. 6.5/10, I guess. It's not terrible, god knows we don't have another Promised Neverland on our hands, but it could have been a lot better.

Instead of the Fena marathon I watched the Bebop movie and that was the better choice. Hero- It turns out three weeks isn't long enough to forget how fucked up this backstory is. Somebody just get that kid some oven mitts and take him to the cops. I need a different adult! Okay these random jackass thugs kinda deserved it. Oh yeah, pick on the weird kid walking around wearing a bunch of disembodied hands. Man, little bastard really never had a chance of being normal. Uhh who's that extra hand from? Oh shit, he has a name. Ohhhh this can't be good. Oh FUCK he doesn't sound like a raspy chain-smoking old man anymore, we're screwed. I don't like your odds here, Big Nose. I goddamn love Twice. Show me your dick, you weirdly attractive sack of burned ham. Johnny is a good boy. Well that's goddamn terrifying. Whelp, hope you didn't need those legs. Looks like somebody fucked around and found out. Ohhh this seems like a real bad idea. At least I can respect his desire to mooch off them for free food. Quick, invent a cover story! Compress, once again doing jack shit. Twice is a good boy. Aaaand he's still crazy. I'm glad Toga got a new coat. That's an even stupider name than League of Villains. The anime left out the fact that ice boy is actually ridiculously pretty. Whelp, it was nice knowing everyone. Hawks is suffering. I'm sure Jeanist is fine. I am absolutely gonna get Hawks killed. Well that sounds ominous. Oh, Mothgaraki is fucking cursed. I do not like the sound of that. Meanwhile robots. Oh hey, Invisible Girl can do things now. RIP robots. Awww, Mina. Just in case you forgot who everyone was. I love that one of the country's top heroes is a sentient washing machine. Momo's hero doesn't even get a rank. I love you, Garbage Dilf. AWWWW ALL MIGHT. Deku's basically Spiderman now. Kiss each other already. Mic and Aizawa both need a hug. Mic isn't fucking around. Himbo sighting! Oh no, my baby. Ooooh her quirk is doing something. Oh sweet, lore. Tell Lariat to call me. I love my kids. FLYING MILF. FLYING MILF. FLYING MILF. FLYING MILF. Not now, Bakugo! You've shamed your sister. Enjoy the happiness while you can, kids. Oh shit he's gonna train Eri. Awwwww, my boyfriends. Ohhhhhhhhhh shit's about to go down. Okay that little boy is just Mob. Yashahime- Oh fuck me what now. I'm slightly surprised that she knows her left from right now. Who's this bitch and why did Koga just drop her off with her? That sounds like terrible advice, put on the lipstick. Moroha, still zero competition for best girl. Well, that was easy. Oh what the hell. Wow, what a bitch. This is bullshit! Punch her in the tits! Whelp, sucks to be her. Wait has she been wearing Inuyasha's rat robe this entire time? I'm not emotionally invested in this gang of giant rats, show. Yeah I'm sure she's gonna betray her student to save her own ass, that's totally how it's gonna go. It's okay honey you tried your best. Oh no, you idiots stay the hell out of this. You could just walk away and wait like a month for that armor to kill her. Fucking birds! WEASEL MAN seems like a trustworthy character. Uhhh y'all see the evil guy standing right there in plain sight, right? What a surprise, this plan went awry. At least if you die you don't have to be in Yashahime anymore. Food Wars- I have no memory of what's happening. Oh right, superfluous tits are here. I don't give a fraction of a shit about this guy's backstory, show. It's fine, he's used to being naked. Is Soma's hot dad gonna show up at all in this? Yes please end this shit faster. Diiiiick. I hope all four of them die of violent food poisoning. I don't care, Rindo. We're in this mess because all of you sucked and failed. I hate all of you. I'm pretty sure they're just yelling RABBLE RABBLE at each other and that's actually kinda funny. Y'all fuckin or what? He seems unbearable to work with. And then this douchebag showed up. Can't relate, I love being praised by people. I need an adult. Wow people like good food, what a fucking shock. Was he just hanging out with this weird old dude for months and never bothered asking his name? This is stupid.

Okay that kid is absolutely just Mob.