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Maternally Incestuous Person

These. You can roll around in them, but I fail to see how they'll keep you warm.

It's the last time you'll have to go through today, ever.

Ok...

If I were much younger, I would have suggested Ginger Snaps.

World Peace, an end to Hunger, an end to Cancer & Alzheimer's, everyone to be happy...the usual, greedy stuff.

Is this an "earworm" thing? Right now, mine's Elvis doing "Love Me Tender". Not really an Elvis fan, but at least it's not elevator-type Christmas music.

Islam? Or "The Nation of Islam"? Wasn't X gunned down on the orders of Elijah Muhammad?

Unless you have a hand written statement from the party in question, that has been noterized and witnessed by at least 3 people unrelated to either individual, it's rape if she says it was. Even if she was stone cold sober.

"My Name Is Larry"?

I would not joke about "Jake Blues's" ex.

Heart Attack http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-38423963 Can 2016 be over yet?

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/aug/12/hillary-clinton/has-donald-trump-talked-about-using-nukes-against-/

Nah, "twas Beauty that killed the Boards".

He knows nothing.

Dobshe

Stoli & nesting dolls.

Well, that was bizarre - I had the address with the "can't find website" still in one of my browser tabs & thought, "what the heck" and hit refresh. I was taken to a French video site - the staging address was still in the window. Hacked already?

I take it you've never partaken of the pride of Chicago Liquors? (props for 2 bottles of Bailey's) The video is hilarious https://www.thrillist.com/drink/chicago/14-things-you-didn-t-know-about-malort-thrillist-chicago

Where's the Malort?

I was SwimMod Spartacus!

Ever the optimist, eh?

Used to like Parmesian, can't stand it now. Used to hate Blue Cheese, love it now.