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Depending on the superpower, I'd surreptitiously change things for the better and make it look like others did it.

You misspelled "Punishing".

They need to push more rainbow beef so they can afford their purchase of Buffalo Wild Wings.

Optical Illusion

So you can't relate to what you're saying...got it.

Dammit Snotty, I need more power!

School? Moi? That may be the nicest unmeant complement I've ever gotten.

One of my favorite tracks from NatLamp's Greatest Hits lp.

Sealing, not Ceiling...who waxes their ceiling?

"T'was Brillo and the GE Stoves Did Proctor Gamble in the Glade All Pillsbury were the Tastee Loafs And in a MinuteMaid..."

Umm, there's this little Central America issue... I seem to remember something about how a Canada\US\Mexico union would be an economic powerhouse in the face of China's increasing economy being discussed a couple years ago.

Does your area have "controlled burns"? We've had them in this area and everything smelled like smoke.

RFK was smarter.

100 rounds/sec

By saying another white person thing - "You want fries with that?"

I mean, the coach he replaced had 12 wins in 2 seasons. Fox is still looking for win 12 in season 3. Meanwhile, Trestman just took last year's last place team and won Canada's Grey Cup.

"It's good to be the King!"

"I'm Batman"

He looks like "Willis", as in "Whatchu talkin' bout?"...not Peter Tom.

Not necessarily...could be lice.

Concern for her health.

If I catch it, "Scrooged". Murray & Goldthwait & Carol Kane, what could be better? - and I find Karen Allen adorable.

The smart thing to do is give the 2 weeks. I've left a company and went to work for another. That second company folded and I went to a third. While working for them, they were bought out by the first company. I was VERY glad I didn't burn bridges. To borrow a line from Chris Rock's routine, "You never know...".