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Either that or she said, "Let's just be friends".

Or he's one of those "Elmos" in Times Square.

What do the physics of a cartoon dog have to do with anything?

You may have an issue with the processed breading on the filet. Because of Fructose Malabsorption, I can't eat anything breaded from a fast food restaurant. From a random website: "Protein-rich fish, poultry and red meat are fructose and sucrose free. Marinated, seasoned or breaded meats, poultry and fish, however, often contain forms of fructose or sucrose. Avoid bacon, hot dogs, sausages and cold cuts, which typically contain variations of fructose, such as honey, high-fructose corn syrup or agave syrup, or forms of sucrose, including glucose, dextrose or sugar. Read product labels to ensure that packaged foods are fructose and sucrose free." They're now wondering if it's not gluten, but the fructose in grains that give people problems.

"Mind Taking!!!"

'Cause he's zeni.

you're a dumpster fire

Speak for yourself. I am Jerks!

Sequels made well over a decade after the original seldom work

GinaSzanboti & Foley_is_Good are on the old trivia board. Some are still on Last.Fm too.

I would have said "Blueberry bagel with..." then.

Pod 6 to rule them all.

Blueberry bagel about 5 hrs ago.

Don't want it? Donate it.

Welcome back, "Pax".

Russia didn't have trolls, it has nesting dolls.

Sure, like you couldn't use a horseshoe or croquet mallet.

Could be something simple. Oil change, loose gas cap...

Well, you could have at least gotten "Pyewacket".

Meh, I've seen something similar where the woman said she smoked cigars and had a glass of Jack nightly.

Gene Barry (Bat Masterson)

"I saw your wife the other day and she is uglyyyyyyyyy" "Yeah man, but she sure can cook!"