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All those people signed up for "Storm Area 51" gotta eat too.

Well, based on all the feedback i've received from you guys, I've decided that saving $30 a month was enough to take the plunge.

"Pack your bags, we'll leave tonight" (the singer just announced today he has stage 4 esophagial cancer)

You got to give the other fellow Hell

Not what I thought of immediately when I saw the subject. If you're looking for me, You better check under the sea, 'cause that is where you'll find me, Underneath the sea, lab, Underneath the water, Sealab, at the bottom of the sea.

I am just a worthless liar

Rule #1 of Advertising - To create sales, intimate that something is in short supply or has a limited selling period.

Well we can't salute ya, can't find a flag

I got the Mustang loaded

Just wondered what you think of it? I'm thinking of switching over.

<snickers knowingly>

Oh, life on the outside ain't what it used to be...

Come Mr. Tallyman tally me Llama Daylight come and me wan' go home...

Unfortunately, I can't have tequila, or at least the agave part of it because of the fructose. From the description I read online, baijiu sounds like it would taste like grain alcohol. One of the "video reviews" of Malört, a guy said something like "it tastes like pinesol, gasoline...and hate!".

South "bless your heart" = North "Aww, look at you".

A friend worked for a Western Wear store owned and pretty much staffed by members of an extended Hispanic family. After closing for the day, they'd all head for a dive bar across the street (the kind you had to be "buzzed" into & that beat cops would drop in to get a quick beer on patrol). They invariably would do shots of Tequila & invite me to join - I'd decline (they'd had practice & could put them away repeatedly). I stopped them by saying, "OK, but only if you do a shot of my choosing". The elder son asked what it was & I said, "Vodka". The response was, "EEWWW, you drink that stuff?", in a way that was like it was too strong for them. I wish I had known about Malört then, but I probably would have gotten a beating if I got them to try it.

Not a tv commercal, but before Mentos started using "The Freshmaker" they had magazine adds with the tagline, "It's hard to tell whether to bite or suck on them".

You called? (kidding) As to the OP, I started taking it as "Aww, look at you!"

Then yell at me.

Had something similar. The Doctor told me it was probably the Vagus nerve, which I guess controls your heart rate after you've eaten. I felt a little dizzy at work & my heart raced a bit - it was a very strange feeling & lasted all of 30 sec, maybe. But they always say not to brush that stuff off if it involves the heart - so I had to undergo a whole bunch of tests, all for nothing. Insurance covered the vast majority of it.

From FB "Suspended Coffees" -

Get well soon!

It was Aliens, wasn't it? The Aliens got her!