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A couple friends of mine told me that on a very hot day, when they were little kids, they went into the basement of one of their houses & decided to mess with one. They took it from where it was & brought it into the family room. They started playing with it & the basement started getting cold, to the point where they each grabbed a blanket (not attributing it to anything at this point). The next thing that happened was they were startled by a very loud crash, like a shelving unit in the room the board was kept in had tipped over. They went to look, and nothing was out of place. At that point, they put the board back in the box, put the box back in the room it came from and quickly left the house.

...than my worrying about WWIII or the Draft... https://www.studyfinds.org/survey-millennials-life-more-stressful-than-ever-before/

Old T Rex video -

You took it differently than I did. I noticed Jill came down solo.

The Harvey Birdman custody battle parody was the best. Barely recall watching the original as a kid, never saw the new version.

Savory = Sweet * 1,000,000,000

Had a Monte Cristo sandwich once. That was enough for this lifetime.

I heard it captured the impressionable teenage psycho girl demographic.

"Don't take the Law into your own hands! Take them to court!" Well, I guess it would be hand, not hands, due to the injury and all. Tell them you were traumatized and can't even look at sour cream anymore. Claim PTSCD!

Actually, it was our litigious society. Somebody cuts a foot on broken glass that was missed when a stockperson cleaned up a mess & they sue. I had a woman claim that she has slipped on spilled Liquid Tide. Funny thing, no Tide anywhere on her clothes or shoes and she was on the security video taking the cap off, pouring the stuff on the floor and carefully laying down next to it.

Ladies & Gentlemen, Mr. Gene Simmons!

Anybody can do that, the real trick is to do it with $10 worth on your elbow and not drop any.

Anybody we know?

82 yrs old

He doesn't answer you because you didn't name him "Hobbes". Of course, if he did answer you, you'd have a whole new set of problems about which to be concerned.

If you say so -

It becomes better if you change the lyrics to "F*CK the CASH BAR!"

If you're referring to Rex Smith, that song is pretty terrible but it was released in 1979.