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https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/2019/09/23/florida-woman-bit-camels-testicles-when-sat-her/2425338001/

"The Peter Principle"

RIP Keith Emerson, Greg Lake, Lonesome Dave Peverett (Foghat), J Geils.

Super Bowl of Rock I - Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Foghat, J Geils Band, Climax Blues Band - June 4th 1977

why not?

There is no better advice than this... or was it this?...

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-photo-edit-photoshop-battle/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

Maybe some bigwig at Mars decided the brand needed updating, but slowly. So eventually it will lose the name 3 Musketeers, become 3 Amigos and the characters will change to this -

Yeah, you might want to get that checked out. One thing that can kill appetite is the inability to smell food.

Theraworx.

Dang it, I forgot...

You got no puns? No wonder you have to beg for dates.

Don Kitty is flush! But by the look on its face, somebody is light and didn't ante. You might consider some catgrass. It could be a hairball its having trouble bringing up.

They don't know, but it may have something to do with his Dad showing up after the cops got him with some meds the guy was supposed to take.

What about hypodermically? hypoallergenically?

Apparently, somebody went off their nut & attempted to re-enact the Mall scene from "The Blues Brothers" at Illinois largest indoor mall... https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2019/09/20/stores-at-woodfield-mall-placed-on-lockdown/ So far, they're reporting nobody was hurt.