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I think I completed 5 crossword puzzles. 5 of 6 processing PCs rebooted overnight, one BSOD'd. The one that worked (mine) could only open text files. Network servers had crashed. I could bearly handle the excitement.

If you're letting them do the financing, they're probably hitting a bunch of different banks/loan agencies - each of which may put an inquiry on your report

A cure for cancer, alzheimer's & all other diseases. I may be easy, but I'm not cheap. Just kidding, I'm neither easy nor cheap.

"Summer's here & the time is right..."

Somewhere between $0 and the National Debt.

"I love to go to the park & watch the kids yell & run...'cause they don't know the gun isn't loaded." - Emo Phillips

"I'd do a balloon fetish joke, but if it didn't go over well I'd feel deflated" (rimshot)

I have a question. Do you have another job, outside of stand-up? The reason I ask is because I had a bit of difficulty getting comfortable with not having some tangible result of doing a show on air. Every other job I'd ever had, I could point to something I did, something that physically existed because of the effort I made. It was a little weird being on air for 6 hours and not having anything unless I made an aircheck tape. (and I used to cringe when I listened to those, catching every time I said "tuh" instead of "to") Maybe it was because I didn't even have any feedback either, unless and until the PD reviewed an aircheck tape.

I thought it was the obvious joke, or... "Trust tsar to state the obvious first!"

You expected better performing for a bunch of crabs?

If I were willing to work at it, this is where I would insert the video segment of Graham Chapman saying, "She's two hundred and six!".

Pretty sure she would, but I bet they'll keep her from it. She seems pretty with it, like Virginia McCaskey.

The Queen wore a green outfit, bring on the chromakey... https://twistedsifter.com/2016/06/green-screen-queen-photoshop-meme-gallery/

Boy, I'm glad I'm not as old as you guys. Oh, wait...

So, just another day in IB.

No, pollo, lo siento.

Still in recovery mode from a tooth extraction yesterday. Back to work tomorrow. No real food until after 2 pm tomorrow, even then it has to be something easy to chew (sigh). I so want a burrito.

If it's out of the ordinary for you to charge at McD's (or any fast food joint for that matter), the CC co is going to look at it. Small charges are what scam artists do when your card is compromised. Large charges would be an immediate red flag.

It's a tee with a Novel on it.

But what's in it for me?

He could honestly not know, or he knows but refuses to say. My Maternal G-Grandfather was apparently a horrible husband & father & my Grandfather refused to ever talk about him. He & some of his siblings took their step-father's last name.

The Ghost of Waylon Jennings sent it.

I think he intends to get even with those who've said whatever they wanted about him without his being able to respond. On the news, the first thing he did was to dispel rumors being spread that Khloe Kardasian was his daughter.