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Wookies consider them a delicacy.

https://www.bestplaces.net/city/illinois/waldo

Last time I heard "porch monkeys" (SNL - Eddie Murphy), the inference was that it was a racist term.

I may be wrong, but I think that the OP is getting at something like this: You make a friend and eventually are invited to something with a group of their friends. At the event, they talk and laugh about things that happened to them collectively as a group, which you were not around for and have no input toward. You're happy that your friend is enjoying themselves, but you're the outsider here.

Learn this phrase - Hola, ¿qué puedo conseguir cerdos gordos?

"Nice Apartment" is kinda like "Jumbo Shrimp", a contradiction in terms.

Jimmy John's & Panera? When did your tastebuds die?

I don't like hash.

That's because the Nth Royal child and Trump sneezing improperly is bigger news.

Why? Do you recognize the reference?

"Old Ironsides" $1000

http://wgntv.com/2018/04/24/police-find-gun-tarp-duct-tape-in-car-of-man-who-left-notes-seeking-to-buy-girls-underwear/

Woor-shester-sure either that or "Throatwobbler Mangrove".