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Maybe they did, but got shorted. Ask the mgr, "Hey, did you know they didn't send the desserts? You should get your money back for those!".

Nada

1 - It depends on the cook & how it was prepared. The best turkey I ever had was a deep fried one. I love stuffing, but most people make it with onions so I can't have it. I've also had a great prime rib my late aunt made one year. 2 - Bananas Foster - same cousin (who had taken cooking courses) made this for dessert. It was fantastic. 3 - What? No hors d'oeuvres?

From the minds that brought you "eating Tide Pods is a good idea!".

Guess there was something worse than chasing your trashcan down the street...

From FB (Illinois Storm Community) - "Stopping to get coffee I wanted to show everyone this. Im in my 18 wheeler and loaded up at 77,500 pounds. All morning I've been averaging about 7 miles per 1 gallon of diesel, which is my daily average. I turned east to follow the wind and now I'm averaging 10 mpg! The wind is pushing me that much so please DRIVE SAFE ARRIVE SAFE!"

I used to have Sargon II (for a Commodore 64, no less). Thought about getting Chessmaster when I got a PC, but could never pull the trigger.

annnnndddd.......the power's gone out.

Not wrong - I knew it wasn't Chicago, but you find something similar that is in Chicago.

Maybe this will help (it can't hurt, can it?)...

Don't care - filled trash cans are blowing down the streets here.

Here's a couple more

One of us...one of us...

Take a queue from the old show "Barney Miller" & read "Fear of Flying".

A nice Ox Tail soup (sometimes called barley soup) is good on cold days. Chili too.

That's a great cartoon!

Happy Birthday, etc. ect. Statistical odds aren't that bad. Odds are pretty good for 2 people in a group of 30 having the same birthday. (The things I learned in Electronics classes) https://betterexplained.com/articles/understanding-the-birthday-paradox/