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Not for me. I found a ring my Mom lost in the backyard. She thought it was gone forever, one of the last things my Dad gave her.

Don't think I've seen one around since the late 70s/early 80s.

Not gonna happen. Ever. With anyone.

Sorry, tsar don't swing that way.

I think hers had conked out & she had a little kid. She refused not to pay for it, so I charged her a penny.

Sold a fully working window a/c to a coworker for a penny.

Ditka

Not so lucky. BTW - back then the going excuse was that it was a "curling iron burn".

Wish I was the cause, those young ladies back then were really attractive.

Never seemed to work for the girls I worked with when I was a teen.

I think Gordon Sumner is spoken for.

You don't, time does. High collared shirts, unless you want to go all "Fred" from Scooby Doo and try to bring back the Ascot. Toothpaste is for zits you need to get rid of fast.

Trophy for the biscuit! I've only ever had them twice, back in the 80s & still remember how good they were.

Cartier - Santos de Cartier $1,095. Meanwhile -

HEY, QUIT YELLING DOWN THERE OR I'M CALLING THE COPS!!!

Somebody bought stock in a Personal Care company...

My, but you're testy today.

Why? Did someone beat you up already?

I would, but I've got a bad back - so picking up dead weight and driving you to the ER isn't viable.

The only full Lebanese guy I knew personally ran the Taco John's across from where I once worked. He developed something for them at his restaurant that was picked up corporately and won their "Mr. Taco" award. Only in America can a Lebanese guy be "Mr. Taco".

Well, Slap Your Mammy

Scotch is booze, Scot/Scottish is a nationality/heritage.

Is this a test?

Science...like "Moonbeams".