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Raunchy saxophone fits the video better.

"...now, about that episode at the party yesterday. Did you grab a bunch of food and bolt?"

https://www.thefarside.com/

Instructions on the package, nobody showed me how either. From what I recall, there's a tool with a spiral-edged metal spike and and a second one with a large eyelet. You use that to rough up the puncture, then coat the second tool with a lot of the adhesive and use it again on the puncture. Finally, you insert the plug in the puncture with the tool & manipulate it until the plug comes off the tool. Wait for a bit, then add air to the tire. I haven't done one in over a decade, so it might have improved.

Seriously?

Did you run over Trent Reznor?

A Bears fan in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a joke about Packer fans?" The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke you should know something. I'm 6' tall and 220 pounds and I'm a Packer fan. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 240 pounds and he's a Packer fan, and the guy sitting next to him is 6'5", 280 pounds and he's a Packer fan, too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?" The Bears fan says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."-Unknown

Snot

I don't remember the sauce below Fire, but it always seemed spicier than the Fire.

I think that's it, but Tuttle sounds familiar too.

This would definitely make "Ancient Aliens" worth watching...

Think I posted this in another thread, but what the heck?