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Bears are looking for a veteran QB -

Or "Kick Me!" The shirt might be a carryover from a 2010 special website - http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/web/10/27/sears.zombies/index.html

They all telegraph their jokes as far as I'm concerned. I miss "Tough Crowd".

Good thoughts & Prayers needed for a family member of Midnight.

Once bowled a 279 (non-league). Even sneezed on the approach & rolled a strike...I could do no wrong. Got 3rd place in the Butterfly (out of 6 swimmers) at a swim meet, despite never successfully being able to actually complete a single Butterfly stroke.

Food, Football, Football, Food, Hockey, Booze, Bed. Unplanned - responding to issues at work, but I've already had to twice.

The show's been that way long before Fallon.

Do all Quarterbacks wear tiny "tighty-whiteys" on their chins, or just Brady?

"What was the first thing that any of my fellow students asked me at HS #2?, Alex."

I guess nobody told the Badgers.

Pale blue eyes ala Paul Newman...& two older black ladies said I had "bedroom eyes" but I think they were just trying to embarrass me.

Pfft. Coca Cola tastes like generic soda with a bit of citrus in it.

She might have been the one who wrote, "I'd hit it" when I posted my pic on [asmb]. Either her, or maybe Lauren(?).

The real reason Fuggs was taken off register?

No Insurance - Waldenbooks, Borders, Builders Square, Jupiter Stores, SS Kresge Stores, Sports Authority - all were Kmart.

I'll assume you're uneducated, because you've never had Dog & Suds.

Not if you drink that swill, you don't.

A&W sucks.

Nope - Root Beer can be nasty. Dad's Root Beer used to taste good, but they sold out & last I had it tasted like dish soap. Dog & Suds is the best!