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This from someone who probably thinks polka begins & ends with "Roll Out The Barrel".

I know he does, I have "Besta Polka" where he plays with Frankie Yankovic on a song. But his mainstay is not straight Polka, which is a shame since most Polka bands no longer play anything lively - more like slow waltzes.

I was thinking "Real" Polka, like the Ampol Aires or The Naturals or the Versatones.

Teenage girls - same difference.

Yeah, saw that about a month ago or so. Thing is, it's shrinking, but the climate is still screwed up.

Turn the sandwich shop thing into a bit.

Honest answer. The whole intent of comedy is to stretch limits and tweak noses. I'm sorry my generation created the hole in the ozone layer that allowed the vacuum of space to suck the sense of humor out of the generations that followed.

Damn. I forgot to clear it with the "Ministry of Truth". Please forgive me, I was obviously duped by Emmanuel Goldstein.

Exactly what I was thinking -

Bears are looking for a veteran QB -

Or "Kick Me!" The shirt might be a carryover from a 2010 special website - http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/web/10/27/sears.zombies/index.html

They all telegraph their jokes as far as I'm concerned. I miss "Tough Crowd".

Good thoughts & Prayers needed for a family member of Midnight.

Once bowled a 279 (non-league). Even sneezed on the approach & rolled a strike...I could do no wrong. Got 3rd place in the Butterfly (out of 6 swimmers) at a swim meet, despite never successfully being able to actually complete a single Butterfly stroke.

Food, Football, Football, Food, Hockey, Booze, Bed. Unplanned - responding to issues at work, but I've already had to twice.

The show's been that way long before Fallon.

Do all Quarterbacks wear tiny "tighty-whiteys" on their chins, or just Brady?

"What was the first thing that any of my fellow students asked me at HS #2?, Alex."