Azalar Hex

Happy (late) birthday, Maxwell!

By Azalar Hex, July 16, 2022 in General Discussion

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How many grapes can you fit into your butthole at the same time? 1 2

By Azalar Hex, May 24, 2020 in Free-For-All

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If you could have sex with yourself, would you?

By Azalar Hex, May 20, 2022 in Free-For-All

You can either have one million dollars or a wallet that has a penny in it that magically has a new penny in it every time you pull the penny that was in the wallet out of the wallet.

By Azalar Hex, December 31, 2021 in Free-For-All

Duck nipples.

By Azalar Hex, December 31, 2021 in Free-For-All

Smell my toe.

By Azalar Hex, May 22, 2021 in Free-For-All

What did the bee say to the beekeeper that was annoying him?

By Azalar Hex, March 11, 2021 in Free-For-All

B

By Azalar Hex, September 1, 2020 in Free-For-All

Say something sexy about the person who posts below the person below you.

By Azalar Hex, August 30, 2020 in Free-For-All

Sideboob.

By Azalar Hex, August 15, 2020 in Free-For-All

You are on the edge of a cliff and you see a bag of coins.

By Azalar Hex, July 24, 2020 in Free-For-All

If you could erase one word from the english language ...

By Azalar Hex, June 14, 2020 in Free-For-All

You just crushed your sandwich after falling onto it, you avoid falling off the cliff as a result.

By Azalar Hex, June 9, 2020 in Free-For-All

You're standing on the edge of a cliff holding a sandwich. The sandwich is delicious. Suddenly a football knocks the sandwich out of your hand.

By Azalar Hex, June 9, 2020 in Free-For-All

A topic and a post.

By Azalar Hex, June 6, 2020 in Free-For-All

Good news, everyone!

By Azalar Hex, March 29, 2020 in Free-For-All

A genie lives inside your aunt's vagina ...

By Azalar Hex, March 27, 2020 in Free-For-All

Who here likes wheat bread?

By Azalar Hex, December 8, 2019 in Free-For-All

Things that twerk your tits.

By Azalar Hex, November 16, 2019 in Free-For-All

So let's say we get a full body and mind VR video game ...

By Azalar Hex, November 14, 2019 in Free-For-All

In the year 2000 ...

By Azalar Hex, November 10, 2019 in Free-For-All

I just burped up a piece of cheese.

By Azalar Hex, October 23, 2019 in Free-For-All

Sexy facts about you.

By Azalar Hex, October 19, 2019 in Free-For-All

I didn't want a hamster.

By Azalar Hex, August 11, 2019 in Free-For-All

It's my birthday.

By Azalar Hex, June 15, 2019 in Free-For-All