Azalar Hex

Sorry for being a dutch

By Azalar Hex, June 12, 2019 in Free-For-All

Anybody got a big kit kat?

By Azalar Hex, April 26, 2019 in Free-For-All

There's a guy riding his horse up and down our street every day.

By Azalar Hex, April 9, 2019 in Free-For-All

There are seven words I

By Azalar Hex, April 3, 2019 in Free-For-All

Phone internet is shit.

By Azalar Hex, March 15, 2019 in Free-For-All

• phone
• internet
• (and 1 more)

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  • phone
  • internet
  • is shit

Look at my nipples.

By Azalar Hex, June 26, 2018 in Free-For-All

I have a dollar on the desk in front of me.

By Azalar Hex, May 11, 2018 in Free-For-All

• no
• spaghetti
• (and 1 more)

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  • no
  • spaghetti
  • taco

I'm a fat.

By Azalar Hex, April 28, 2018 in Free-For-All

My mother fell into a door frame last night.

By Azalar Hex, February 9, 2018 in Free-For-All

Hey guys it's my birthday.

By Azalar Hex, February 8, 2018 in Free-For-All

With genetic engineering ...

By Azalar Hex, January 27, 2018 in Free-For-All

My father keeps flushing sanitary wipes.

By Azalar Hex, January 24, 2018 in Free-For-All

• do not flush

Singles Awareness Day

By Azalar Hex, January 21, 2018 in Free-For-All

• sexy
• as
• (and 1 more)

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  • sexy
  • as
  • balls

Somebody stole gifts from in front of my apartment.

By Azalar Hex, January 4, 2018 in Free-For-All

• butthole
• douchenugget
• (and 1 more)

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  • butthole
  • douchenugget
  • republican

I installed armrests/handlebars on my toilet.

By Azalar Hex, December 8, 2017 in Free-For-All

• happy
• joy

So I haven't posted in a little while ...

By Azalar Hex, December 1, 2017 in Free-For-All

The sky is pissing into my apartment.

By Azalar Hex, November 18, 2017 in Free-For-All

I like to snack on cheddar chunks and onion pieces.

By Azalar Hex, November 17, 2017 in Free-For-All

Chipped a tooth. Gonna die.

By Azalar Hex, November 11, 2017 in Free-For-All

That time I accidentally used the women's restroom.

By Azalar Hex, November 8, 2017 in Free-For-All

Shipoopden.

By Azalar Hex, October 26, 2017 in Anime & Manga

Blurry spider identification thread.

By Azalar Hex, November 2, 2017 in Free-For-All

I handed out artificial sweetener packets to our trick or treaters.

By Azalar Hex, November 2, 2017 in Free-For-All

Don't put your wiener there.

By Azalar Hex, October 31, 2017 in Free-For-All

My brain dumb.

By Azalar Hex, October 29, 2017 in Free-For-All