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  1. I would have pegged him as more of the Timmy of the group.
  2. It's Cau shit.
  3. Donald Trump vs. Ed Gein.
  4. Sorry, bro. Hope you feel better soon. I have strep a lot, but for those who don't, it can be worrisome. An antibiotic should knock it out in a few days. Chloraseptic can help too.
  5. Thanks. And I believe you.
  6. I have been called the anti-Christ by my own mother. Now, I don't practice Satanism or any other religion for that matter. Religions are such a boring endeavor. While I believe there is a Heaven and a Hell, I am just simply not interested in either one. While I have always thought evil was more fun than good, it has proven to be counterproductive now. Especially under the reign of evil we are all living under in this country right now. As much fun as it is to play a heel in life, it's all for not. Only those willing to stand up and overthrow the powers that be are favorable. However, if the majority sees people who stand up for what is right (and that seems to be the case today) as evil, then, hail the dark lord, I suppose. There's no one better to have by your side if you truly want to devote your life to evil, than @Mini_ghost420. To whom I may refer to in the event that I go through with wanting a curse placed on someone. The voodoo priests/priestesses here don't delve into as dark of rituals as some would prefer.
  7. I need some Cheetos. I bought a bag of Doritos, and couldn't finish them. I hate the after taste. I'm gonna get me a bag of the white cheddar bones, because I don't really do hot and spicy.
  8. My son has a bag of the Cheetos bones. He likes to put them together to make a skeleton. He has the white cheddar ones. Also, the macaroni is not bad. Tastes surprisingly enough like Cheetos. But I'd suggest making several boxes. There's not much in a box. I made 4 of them and it was enough for two people.
  9. I'm speaking of their uncanny ability to miss everything they shoot at.
  10. The Storm Troopers because they are all created equal.
  11. You're a tree hugging monkey.
  12. That's Dr. Pp groomer. I'm also the Clit Commander.
  13. Oh shit. You're back. I had to scroll up to see what the hell was being discussed. Snatch sniffer.
  14. Do you count the sheets on a toilet paper roll, too? Or are you too scared because of the ghost?
  15. -3 points since there was no comment from molarbear.
  16. Batman v. Superman has got to be the biggest pile of shit DC has ever put out. Makes sense now. Executive produced by a shitty republican.
  17. Shadows of The Empire was clearly the best Star Wars game on N64.
  18. Raptor-katt are messing with you.
  19. I had all the Star Wars figures from the 70's. ALL OF THEM. Had the entire collection of G.I. Joe and He-Man as well. Gave them all away back in the 80's. I wish I could go back to that time and kick myself in the nuts.
  20. I thought I told you about the Gullah people before. Yeah. When you said skinwalkers, that's what made me think of boohags. Very intriguing stuff in my opinion.
  21. Loose. Ivanka Trump's pussy is very loose. Lose. Lose is what this country has done since Trump has been in office.
  22. Same. We just woke up. Haven't slept this late in a long time. I woke up thinking it was Saturday. Also, to your comment up in the pictures folder, the Gullah people here firmly believe in what is called a boohag. Which is a female who can turn into a cat and sneak into your house at night and suck the air out of your body, leaving you exhausted when you wake up. Which is where the term hag ridden came from. Not sure if you've heard that term, but it's popular down here. One legend even states that a man woke up with a cat on it's chest, sucking the air out of him and he got up and chased the cat and fired a shot at it. It ran into the bushes and a woman spoke, begging him not to shoot again and that she'd leave him alone. She had a bullet wound to her leg, where he shot the cat in the leg.
  23. The bullshit has been around for a couple hundred years here, bro. 2010? Yeah, I'm old enough to be your daddy. My picture equivalent would have been 30 years ago.
  24. Oh shit. You're gonna get pummeled. So, um, what part of the south are you from?
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