resurrected

Happy Birthday. This did not show up on my calendar for some reason. I'll be sure to fire my secretary asap. @katt_goddess step into my office, because you're fucking fired.

My left nut got it, but the right nut social distanced and was ok.

"At least she's not in pain anymore. But I'll bet that car accident hurt like a mother fucker."

I think cereal commercials should only be allowed to pour in skim milk for their commercials.

Fuck Viper.

We all know!

Split.

Well, I suppose there might be an exception or two. I'll let you slide, since you're nice.

I do it all the time.

post ridiculous shit you see for sale or whatever, complete with phone numbers and let's do some prank calls on them.

If you've never caught a ban, you're a pussy. Looking real hard at disco.

Zeni was the first person I came into contact with on the boards. I told him I was a 17 year old cheerleader in high school and lived near wherever the hell it was he lived. New York somewhere? He wanted to meet me asap. Had him going for about an hour until I finally broke the act. He was pissed for a second, but went back to talking about video games or something. I got him again when I created an alt. He has to be Packard's bastard son.

I hate you.

Shit yeah.

I don't see why not. That's why people have alts. Every time I get banned, I come right back in on an alt.

Titanic. When Jack let's go of the door that fatty is piled up on. But instead, they put him on the door and drag her to the ocean's depths.

I'm watching Monster Land right now. That's my contribution to mental day.

I was actually shocked that people had made videos about him. I was even more shocked that he's got over a thousand subscribers.

A few people did.

got it for the boy but he hasn't played it yet.

It probably would have rather been eaten by the dog than to be picked up in your underwear. Also, who the hell carries around underwear in their bag?

I'm with cracky. If I could take a shit, I'd feel a lot better. If you take a shit, it will be caushit.

Rotary phones are still the coolest looking.

Happy day of sliding out of some vag. Hope it's a great day.