resurrected

It's 100% never my fault....

I'd never tell a lie. I am a lot of things, but a liar is not one of them. I am a sociopath. Wanna hang out?

Actually, it is not. Well, it is, but it wasn't. I am known by another name here, but yeah. We'll just go with resurrected.

Ah, then we've met in person. Tell me something about myself.

I prefer jam to jelly.

Fair enough, since Stillz makes a thread and vanishes. It usually takes her 3 hours to reply.

^^Nerd

I beg to differ. I have been banned a lot. Well, midnight got banned a lot. I'm a good boy.

Post an issue of Harvard Law magazine and make him go whack off.

Let me hold a dollar.

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Happy Birthday, brotater chip!

That's pretty messed up. Sounds like she needs quite a few sessions, and some anger management sessions too. Next time she comes in, give her one of those puzzles where you have to put the shapes through the correct slots. Really piss her off.

Sitting here watching Paranormal Lockdown UK and it's doing nothing for me. Can't shake the events of today. 2 more hours until bed time, and this shitty day is over.

I always feel like reading. Every single night, I read in bed. It's my favorite part of the day. I got a kick out of the movie Without a Paddle, where the guys tried to find Cooper's treasure.

One of our cats was found dead this morning, with wounds to her body. She was attacked and killed by a dog. We had her for close to ten years.

I wish Piper's ghost would come visit me. Still can't believe he's gone.

Can I get that in writing with a guarantee, please? Because I'm starting to think my punishment for all of my evil deeds is to live forever, and I can't handle that thought.

That just might be the best Take on Me yet.

Thanks, bro. I need some good laughs. Thank you, sweety. Thanks, bro. It's been a hell of a day. Just ready for bed, so this day can finally kiss my ass.

please.

Is Trump really a man though?

To the point of the topic, our cats don't get on the table, but they get on EVERYTHING ELSE.

I'm sure we're not the only ones who talk silly to our cats. Our inside cats are Cullen and Eva. Cullen is named after Cullen Bohannon from Hell on Wheels. Eva is named for the tattooed woman on Hell on Wheels. So, we call him Cullen BoKitty and she is Eva BoKitty. All I have to do is say "Hey Bo-Bo" and she will get up from a dead sleep to come to me. Him, not so much. But she loves me. I keep a bottle of nose spray in my pocket at all times, because I can never breathe, and she is obsessed with it. She likes me to rub her with it. I can pull it out and she comes running to get rubbed. So, I kept an empty bottle for her to cuddle with. Weird, I know. But she loves it.

Oh fuck. (Backs out quickly).