resurrected

Something like this:

Before I read the part about Reagan, I pictured in my mind a red 70's/80's rotary phone.

I was going to get a haircut this year, but with the pandemic, I didn't. Mine is not far from my ass now. I usually get a haircut about every 5 years. Cut it short, then let it grow back out. Long hair is annoying as hell. Washing it. Drying it. Brushing it. All of it. My beard is past my man titties now, too. It was down to my belly, but I caught it on fire last summer. Ha. Had to go completely baby face.

These goddamn cats are about to spend their first night outside, I swear. These two assholes have not stopped. And I am convinced Eva is just plain stupid. She doesn't learn at all. At least Cullen will stop doing shit if you say no enough or spray him with the water bottle. Eva just keeps on and on. No matter what you do, she just keeps doing what she's getting in trouble for doing. I'm stopped up. I'm agitated. And if this idiot hits my TV one more damn time, it's outside. I want to go to bed, but I can't because they will not stop. Calling the vet in the morning to set up an appointment to get their asses fixed. I hope like hell they will say bring em on down right now. That should calm them the fuck down.

Fuck England. Elizabeth is never going to fucking die. ~ Prince Charles

I didn't want to assume it was a female. But sweet. Next time, she's got to invite you over.

Ghost was on the first seat in the front row, next to the door.

Next time, Chef Boyardee Lasagna.

I'm starting to think I'm the only person who didn't ride the bus to school.

Speaking of pains in the asses, these cats are being just that tonight.

It's a trying time for lots of people right now. Not only the stress of school, but the stress caused by a pandemic and riots, etc. This has easily been the worst year since 2001.

You just saw ''pain'' and ''ass'' and clicked the thread.

If passing any sort of math class was the determining factor of me getting laid, I would have never had sex, and would die a virgin.

And just like that, the short bus riders who clicked on this all got pissed.

I don't drink alcohol at all, but I did see some Ginger Ale with lemonade in it today, and came close to buying it. Kind of regretting not buying it now.

I feel like if my asshole was bigger, it would save me on toilet paper.

Well, you aside, they didn’t pick any pretty women to be in the calendar. I hope that’s not a sign of things to come in 2021. You look very nice, but the others, eek.

What photo shoot? You do modeling? Pictures or it didn't happen.

Disco doesn't want one because she doesn't like the controller. But I'll get her one. But it will be next year. I never buy a console time it comes out. I let them work out the kinks in them first. There's always some sort of issue it seems like when they first come out. So, I always wait about 6 months to a year before buying the new ones.

Yeah. She got some sexy shoes. She posted them in a thread a few weeks ago.

I have to duck quite a bit to go under that shelf.

Gotta get that PS5 bro. But that is a sweet PS4 you have. Top of the line. I have to call a tech to come out and fix one of my security cameras that's been out for two weeks. I haven't called yet because I HATE phones that much. I also hate getting someone that doesn't speak fucking English.

So are your shoes. I think you sneaked into my house and put Eva on the shelf and walked off into a mist of mystery.

I could only be so lucky to come back as a cat one day. Damn, I'd have fun.