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She says she doesn't believe in "marathon learning," so she will be checking if you log in at different times of the week and take the weekly quiz a few days after you finish the pretest. None of my other online professors I've ever had cared about this. It's always the humanities teachers, trying to make their useless subject seem more important than it really is. 😒

One for your standup routine.

Time to join the gig economy, old man. Welcome to doordash.

Smells like fish and cheese.

And the liver issues are just co-morbid hepatitis.

. . . or maybe you just started HIV treatment and your body's T-cells are finally rising to fight opportunistic infections. People tend to look like shit during this phase, but fortunately the prognosis of HIV treatment is good.

Please remove yourself from my office.

Indeed, time to make Mr. Happy unhappy.

Mumbo

Wanna see fugg's hooha?

Shut up, LATHL

Yeah, I just randomly thought of it and felt the need to remind everyone again.

BATHL

Wanna see a fractal?

I was kinda surprised. Never was a big fan of Saved by the Bell though. RIP.

My local chiropractor is secretly a drug dealer. I stepped on his crack, so he broke my mother's back. 😱

Maybe this whole thing is just a social experiment for Zeni to write an essay to get into grad school because of a subpar GRE score or some shit.

I'll gladly give him twenty. If he decides to do something else, oh well. It's a one-time thing to help him get in the game, and if he fucks this up . . . well, lol

Godspeed, I guess.

He showed his dick to boo. You need him to be gay, for whatever reason.

That's not my point. If you can do it to fuggs, you can do it to OP, who is willingly asking to be deleted.

You guys always delete fugg's accounts and posts. I don't see why you can't do hers.

So I made 125 in 4.5 hours. Not bad. The roads are starting to get bad, and I'm not risking totaling my car.

I'll never do uber. I'm a delivery boy, not a taxi driver.