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That's quite a lot of gender-assuming there, shitlord.

Enlighten thyself.

Marine, so of course he's retarded.

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Nope, white trash daddy with yellow fever.

It varies market by market. Some dashers have no choice but to accept low offers if they live in sparsely populated centers. My region is dense, so I can be picky.

That's what my father once said about me, and then

Doordash has been getting shifty with the pay model lately. The total at the beginning doesn't tell you if a tip is included. You have to guess that if it's higher, a tip was included. Lately, they've been making it seem like the customer added a tip at the end. For example, say I accepted an 8 dollar order. Normally, that means the customer tipped at least four dollars. Often times now, the total was actually like 12 or 13 dollars, not 8 dollars, but you don't find out until the delivery is completely. This sucks, because good tipping customers should get priority. Some people that live far away tip high to compensate. Few are willing to drive more than 10 miles for a single 8 dollar delivery. It's another class action lawsuit waiting to happen, honestly.

Over a year now, over a thousand deliveries made. I've gotten more selective in my deliveries lately. Before, I accepted like over 80 percent of of orders. Now, it's down to like 35 percent, lol Doordash tells you where you'll go and how much you'll make doing it. The worst neighborhoods have the lowest pay, normally. Occasionally, I'll get good pay and I'll accept them. Sorry, I'm not going to the hood for a 3 dollar McDonald's order (not sorry). The other day, I did have an order to a snooty neighborhood. The pay was decent. When I arrived at the restaurant, the lady told me the food had been sitting on the table for two hours. I already knew what that meant. The customer left no tip, so no one accepted the order for a while. Doordash increases the pay of an order by 25 cents every time someone rejects an order. That order was rejected at least 10 times by the time I accepted it, lol

#anotherdoordashthread Lower middle class people tip best, followed closely by the working class. Upper classes tend to tip modestly. And, unsurprisingly, the underclass are the worst tippers. I also delivered to a kid in a working class neighborhood that got into Stanford (a banner was placed on the side of his house).

get whats left of your hair did, i.e. shave that shit off . . . and start banging whores already.

Um, it is in the sense an Atheist would say "Oh my God." There's no deeper thought needed than this.

I'm just pointing out the irony in the terminology.

And by globalist don't mean people that believe in a globe-shaped earth, but advocates of a supposed New World Order. I don't really give much a shit to the answer, as unlike actual disciplines of study that are careful in their terminology and organization, these people really have nothing to stand on. I just know if one is likely to believe a farther-fetched conspiracy theory, they are likely to believe others ones.

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Not to be rude, but can't you just collect SSI? Society is callous to the less fortunate. If you're eligible, milk that shit for all it's worth.

When I worked in the gas station last year, I carded someone 35. He looked very young, and he said he gets it all the time. Oh well. We mess up sometimes. 99 percent of the time, when I asked someone for their card they were born in the 90s.

I wonder if that girl now finds humor of the situation in retrospect.

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Interesting results so far. Most friends I have IRL have divorced parents or come from unconventional households, and it's not as if I actively seek out people like this.