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Yes.

The roads aren't even that bad, but it seems any amount of snow is enough to scare most drivers off the road. There are currently bonuses for deliveries. And next Sunday is the Superbowl. Bitch needs money for tuition and new brakes.

Unless I absolutely need to use a laptop, I do all my browsing these days on my phone.

I browse this site on mobile, so I never see anyone's shitty sigs.

I dunno, I think most teachers are all right. But I guess I'm a boring person myself, so . . .

She ordered a large mango smoothie and was all "oh no, I really shouldn't. I really shouldn't."

The hooker idea is finally catching on . . . and then he'll be a womanizer to miserable married women and then eventually he'll make a trip to SC and fuck fuggs and they'll film it and share it and it will be the grand finale of the ASMB as anyone currently conceptualizes it. #ghostrekwriter

Yes you do. Taylor Swift is from there, the most famous Pennsylvanian of all time.

You mean I'll write your novel and let you take all the credit. Let's be real. I'm the GHOSTrekWRITER.

I imagine Houston and Dallas will grow and Texas will become blue by the end of the decade, whereas some rust belt states will become rustier i.e. redder.

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menstrual blood is highly nutritious, with all your essential amino acids coming from the loose ovaries.

Cardi B's nether regions smell like macaroni and cheese. 😍

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Chiropractic is a load of horseshit. What do you call alternative medicine proven to work? Medicine. In other words, percocet time.

I'm getting tearful at this reunion.

Lemme tell fuggs so she can congratulate you too, thot.

cum on eileen

Woody, because I'm a basic bitch or something.

I'll imperio you not to give me the job but to like fugg's hooha, if you don't hire me.

Don't. Just get a mail order bride and make the bitch sign a prenup. Sure, she's only marrying you for a green card, but you can milk it while the "love" lasts. @ghostrek

You could have used my name instead of my alt . . . but anyway, RIP everyone.

It was written during a time where arranged marriages were common, y'know.

Because the world economy was shitty in 2020, the phrase "drinking the Kool Aid" originated from the massacre, and yet its country experienced the highest GDP growth. And I know autistic recollections of events and associations finds a small audience regarding humor, but I still do it anyway, for fuck's sake.