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It's the South American country where the Jonestown massacre occurred, hence my joke.

Maybe we should drink the Kool Aid.

white girl have mayo stank anyway no biggie

Sad to see a pet go. My shiba is 15 and is almost completely blind and deaf. I know he doesn't have much longer either.

I don't. I'm just trying to make a suggestion to help him ameliorate the awkwardness of being a virgin late in life. When it comes time to have sex with his dating partner, and he has to explain his inexperience, he can say he only did a few times with his one fling. But again, the most likely scenario is him doing nothing, especially if he has to ask for advice here of all places.

Nope

Don't think we haven't forgotten about the hooker idea. Get rid of your v-card and take sex off a pedestal, then start dating. Let's be real though, nothing at all happening is the most likely scenario.

Touched a nerve.

This thread brings backs memories of IB antics . . . and makes me glad that it's gone forever.

If Trump actually took the pandemic seriously, he could probably have stolen the election by postponing it and saying it's due the pandemic. The fringe benefits of incompetence. 😐

You said you'll fuck fuggs one day.

Thanks. I can't wait for Superbowl Sunday. I know I'm gonna make a shit ton of money.

It started being my main gig about a week ago. I'm still a barista, which I now only do part time so I have something on my resume and references and shit. Gotta save money for school, and doordash is very easy money.

Not really. I just followed advice from reddit and became picky about my orders. I would have made even more if the weather were shitty.

450 in about 22 hours.

A new record for me. Am I not a failure yet? (no 😭)

is the pornhub intro until yesterday. The more you know.

Suck fugg's 🍑

*Capitol

I was gonna make a new thread about this . . . but I'll just bump this instead.

Oh really? Last I saw the riot control cops are now standing on the stairs where the "protestors" once were. I think they're doing a fine, controlled job so far.

They'll be handled accordingly. We, however, will do what we do best: slacktivate and attempt to make shitty jokes.

HEY MODS THIS IS ROLEPLAY AND POOF SHOULDN'T BE BANNED I had a comfort woman joke too that would definitely catch me a ban, lol

spirituarry enrightened

I mean, it's not as satisfying as being servile to a BLACK woman who shamelessy shows off her clunge, but it can do for now.